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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith)
@hooray4kaiju.bsky.social
Kaiju are just like you and me. They like crushing and destroying things. They're nuclear powered. They scream when they can't remember their password and the bio-thingy doesn't recognize their fingerprint.

Entry-level Anarchist but taking classes!
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November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Great minds
a man in a black vest is pointing at something .
Alt: a man in a black vest is giving a salute
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November 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The throwing the phone over the terrace was hilarious. I think she literally forgot how to end the call & just chucked the phone.

She & I had done a similiar, hurling a burning bagel out the kitchen door weeks b4. I was gonna hurl it in the sink she hurled the bagel & toaster out of the door
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I'm gonna say it was. She owned the company 100%. It was hers to sell. She created the brand, sound the marketplace & got her product to sell millions of units just through infomercials.

Her surprise I chalk up to her being a Chronic Migraineur like me. She would get intensely focused on things.
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
She screamed & dropped the phone.

Then she did the inexplicable

She picked up her phone & hurled it over the terrace.

I mouthed WTF but just kept eating my sandwich staring at her.

I wasnt the only person to hear her or witness her hurling her phone over the terrace.
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
That is when you accept his inaction as your chance to take over that phone call.

Use it as time to test your international accents. Test out dad jokes. Info dump useless trivia related to the call even if its totally false.
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
This is how I found out that the CEO of the company I worked for had sold our company.

She decided to hold her speakerphone call on a terrace next to my office.

I didn't say anything to her. I just stood staring out of the window at her while eating my sandwich. I pointed at the open window.
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"BUT HOW ELSE WILL YOU KNOW THAT I AM AN IMPORTANT BUSINESS MAN.

A BUSINESS MAN! I AM! A BUSINESS MAN ON A BUSINESS CALL (to my drycleaners)."

(How he usually does business at home⬇️)
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November 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Making him even more of a good human. Ska forever man.

One of my nephews was in a locally successful Ska band which makes me very proud that he loves the music of his GenX family.
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Alt: a man with a horn dancing in front of a banner that says Sreetlight Manifesto (a ska band) entertainment system
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November 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Showboating
Performative
Politicians
Suck
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Its trying to pretend to be human...Its a trap.
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Alt: a star wars character says "it 's a trap "
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November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Soda/pop/cola

My parents didn't buy it unless good company was coming over for dinner. It was gone when the guests were gone.

My parents didnt like having guests over for dinner often.

So I thought coke, pepsi etc were incredibly expense especially after the bottle redemption deal went away.
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I am an atheist and I endorse this message from these bishop.
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I found Del Toro's Frankenstein enthralling & so very enjoyable. Visually stunning barely describes it.

I keep thinking about Victor's mother's all crimson attire. So lusciously beautiful.

It better win for costume & set design. I will watch it again because the performances were terrific.
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Do that using Fetterman's face.

Either the creature's face either before or after his cement kiss.
November 14, 2025 at 8:49 AM
So her tour next year is still on?
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Michael Wolf should be held legally accountable for withholding evidence & knowledge he had of child & sex trafficking that was occuring.

He doesn't deserve a single accolade. He deserves prison time, scorn & to be shunned by good people.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Again, the "They" he refers to as wanting a ballroom for 150 yrs are the voices rambling around his empty head.

Trump's "they" has never been actual humans but voices in his head who always agree w/ him & tell him how wonderful he is.

"They" has never met Trump even though they live in his head.
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM