I hate to tell you but baby Jesus wasn’t in the nativity scene. Every catholic knows that Jesus isn’t placed in the nativity until December 25th.

There goes what was left of tourism. At least World Cup tix will be cheaper

I have Chargers D. Can confirm.

The committee looked at an 8-5 conference champion Duke and said we need an ACC team so they chose Miami because the ACC is ASS! Notre Dame is the more deserving team. A&M beats Miami by double digits.

Yes, a ranked team on the road by 3 which is the home field advantage spread when 2 teams are evenly matched.

Miami lost to unranked Louisville and SMU. It’s a joke.

Who’s laughing now?

Waffle House is always open!

Ok, but leave out 3 loss Alabama.

Alleged drug runners, without presenting any evidence.

That’ll show those darn, Republicans. What are you going to do about it. Until you start vowing to prosecute every criminal in this administration and every corrupt deal made by members of this administration, we will continue to see you as weak and feckless. Grow some balls already!

At this point, could he stay awake during a nuclear attack? That should be the question.

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If this was in Ohio and it was Michigan writing on the OSU end zone, the mascot would be charged with a class C felony. It’s hilarious, but OSU fans and state government are super sawft!

Their mascot is an anal bead, they are located in the state of Ohio, and they are going to lose to the Indiana Hoosiers in the B10 Championship game. What more pain would you like to inflict?

How come every time I hear him say “homeland,” I really hear “Fatherland”?

No fucking way. What is this timeline? Jesus.

Smokin Santa’s Pole