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Come by for some wings and a couple of ice-cold beers! Pups are always welcome on the patio!
Looks great, Cowboys Villain!
February 5, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Looks great, Cowboys Villain!
I legitimately don’t have a good excuse for why things weren’t as good as we all expect. I’m sorry. I hope the next time you come to Hooters it’s fun and they have most drinks in stock. I really do like your drawings!
January 23, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I legitimately don’t have a good excuse for why things weren’t as good as we all expect. I’m sorry. I hope the next time you come to Hooters it’s fun and they have most drinks in stock. I really do like your drawings!
One time when ordered a Corona and it was the last one they had and I said “So I get to tell everyone I drank EVERY Corona in the entire place???” That was all about framing the situation lol
January 23, 2026 at 6:29 AM
One time when ordered a Corona and it was the last one they had and I said “So I get to tell everyone I drank EVERY Corona in the entire place???” That was all about framing the situation lol
Oh no Cowboys Villain I’m sorry to hear that. Did they draw that for you or did you draw it yourself?
January 19, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Oh no Cowboys Villain I’m sorry to hear that. Did they draw that for you or did you draw it yourself?
Chicken wings, they’re fried! You can get them breaded and plain and then dip them in whatever sauces you want, or get them dipped like usual.
And pups are always welcome on the patio!
And pups are always welcome on the patio!
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Chicken wings, they’re fried! You can get them breaded and plain and then dip them in whatever sauces you want, or get them dipped like usual.
And pups are always welcome on the patio!
And pups are always welcome on the patio!
Though we mostly serve ice cold beer, we also fuck with you, Cola. A variety of cola products!! Often with rum or Kahlua in them!
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Though we mostly serve ice cold beer, we also fuck with you, Cola. A variety of cola products!! Often with rum or Kahlua in them!
Femboy Hooters has been an affiliate for many years, sprung up overnight as it turns out. The more the merrier!
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Femboy Hooters has been an affiliate for many years, sprung up overnight as it turns out. The more the merrier!
Can I be in it? All my stores keep closing and I don't have much to do lately.
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Can I be in it? All my stores keep closing and I don't have much to do lately.
Rich I am so sorry! We let you down ☹️
September 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Rich I am so sorry! We let you down ☹️
Thank you mere rain, you’re a real one. I mean, your friend who told you that…is a real one. If you ever come on down; remember pups are always welcome on the patio!
July 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Thank you mere rain, you’re a real one. I mean, your friend who told you that…is a real one. If you ever come on down; remember pups are always welcome on the patio!
Kairo, thanks for the shout out! Since the Seattle Hooters is closed, please consider Southern California as a great alternative! The best part is, pups are always welcome on the patio!
April 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Kairo, thanks for the shout out! Since the Seattle Hooters is closed, please consider Southern California as a great alternative! The best part is, pups are always welcome on the patio!
Heck yes, The DC Homos, great choice!
March 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Heck yes, The DC Homos, great choice!
We are currently looking for financing for Femboy Hooters. It will be collectively owned by the workers, of course! A chance to structure things right for once!
February 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
We are currently looking for financing for Femboy Hooters. It will be collectively owned by the workers, of course! A chance to structure things right for once!
Thanks, I hate it.
You’re right of course!
You’re right of course!
February 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Thanks, I hate it.
You’re right of course!
You’re right of course!
Nowadays we try to keep our feet on the ground. (Which seems contradictory for an owl.) But our wings our meant for eating, not flying. Stop in for a dozen boneless or Classic Breaded wings today. Add a side of Onion rings! And remember, pups are always welcome on the patio!
February 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Nowadays we try to keep our feet on the ground. (Which seems contradictory for an owl.) But our wings our meant for eating, not flying. Stop in for a dozen boneless or Classic Breaded wings today. Add a side of Onion rings! And remember, pups are always welcome on the patio!
Cmon. You can think of a better restaurant than Applebees.
February 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Cmon. You can think of a better restaurant than Applebees.
And remember: pups are always welcome on the patio!
January 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
And remember: pups are always welcome on the patio!
Hi Brett! We have plenty of positions for the Bretts of the world! Line cook, floor manager, assistant manager, manager. But we leave the hard work to our servers and bartenders. Dealing with the public can be hard! But what isn’t hard is enjoying cold pitchers of Bud Light and our buffalo wings!
January 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Hi Brett! We have plenty of positions for the Bretts of the world! Line cook, floor manager, assistant manager, manager. But we leave the hard work to our servers and bartenders. Dealing with the public can be hard! But what isn’t hard is enjoying cold pitchers of Bud Light and our buffalo wings!
I respect that. And yet. Through the infinite majesty of nature, is it not possible that there could be say, a Dominic Toretto of the duck world? And wouldn’t we all be wiser to just not threaten him or his family in any way?
January 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I respect that. And yet. Through the infinite majesty of nature, is it not possible that there could be say, a Dominic Toretto of the duck world? And wouldn’t we all be wiser to just not threaten him or his family in any way?
You can only see a duck—or owl—from that perspective once. Because after this lies only death.
Unless it was like a telephoto lens, then you’d probably be safe.
Unless it was like a telephoto lens, then you’d probably be safe.
January 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
You can only see a duck—or owl—from that perspective once. Because after this lies only death.
Unless it was like a telephoto lens, then you’d probably be safe.
Unless it was like a telephoto lens, then you’d probably be safe.