Hopeless Judas
@hopelessjudas.bsky.social
Mic in one hand, notebook in the other. Somehow also holding a brick. No explanations offered. No leash. No patience for bullshit. Misbehaving beautifully.
Ugh. Every time my phone vibrates it's like, "what fresh hell is happening now?"
January 27, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Ugh. Every time my phone vibrates it's like, "what fresh hell is happening now?"
Yes, I have HJ techno remixes of Release Me.
No, they are not chill.
Yes, they are medically necessary.
No, they are not chill.
Yes, they are medically necessary.
January 23, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Yes, I have HJ techno remixes of Release Me.
No, they are not chill.
Yes, they are medically necessary.
No, they are not chill.
Yes, they are medically necessary.
Yesterday proved the system doesn’t malfunction under stress, it reveals its default settings.
January 16, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Yesterday proved the system doesn’t malfunction under stress, it reveals its default settings.
Yesterday felt like the moment in a dream where everyone starts talking too calmly about the blood.
January 15, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Yesterday felt like the moment in a dream where everyone starts talking too calmly about the blood.
The Fold hums louder when they lie. That’s how you know.
January 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
The Fold hums louder when they lie. That’s how you know.
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Yes, Greg Bovino sounds like a prize heifer with a ribbon and a feed bucket.
And yes, he is also the one you should be watching.
Those two facts are not in conflict.
Evil doesn’t announce itself with cool branding. Hitler was named Schicklgruber. Look how that marketing disaster worked out.
And yes, he is also the one you should be watching.
Those two facts are not in conflict.
Evil doesn’t announce itself with cool branding. Hitler was named Schicklgruber. Look how that marketing disaster worked out.
January 14, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Yes, Greg Bovino sounds like a prize heifer with a ribbon and a feed bucket.
And yes, he is also the one you should be watching.
Those two facts are not in conflict.
Evil doesn’t announce itself with cool branding. Hitler was named Schicklgruber. Look how that marketing disaster worked out.
And yes, he is also the one you should be watching.
Those two facts are not in conflict.
Evil doesn’t announce itself with cool branding. Hitler was named Schicklgruber. Look how that marketing disaster worked out.
Today’s posts will not be peer-reviewed, fact-checked, or emotionally regulated. Consider this your evacuation order. I am unsupervised and online.
January 14, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Today’s posts will not be peer-reviewed, fact-checked, or emotionally regulated. Consider this your evacuation order. I am unsupervised and online.
Nothing radicalizes a person faster than being told the thing they’re seeing isn’t happening.
January 14, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Nothing radicalizes a person faster than being told the thing they’re seeing isn’t happening.
I’m not subtle, but neither is authoritarianism. Follow me accordingly.
January 14, 2026 at 12:56 PM
I’m not subtle, but neither is authoritarianism. Follow me accordingly.
If this feels unreal, congratulations, your senses are still calibrated.
January 14, 2026 at 12:34 PM
If this feels unreal, congratulations, your senses are still calibrated.
This country feels like a group project where the dumbest guy keeps grabbing the marker.
January 14, 2026 at 12:26 PM
This country feels like a group project where the dumbest guy keeps grabbing the marker.
I resent this on Trump's behalf... Not really.
January 14, 2026 at 12:17 PM
I resent this on Trump's behalf... Not really.
Wrote a Substack article that addresses this issue... Substack.com/hopelessjudas TW- nuclear warfare
January 14, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Wrote a Substack article that addresses this issue... Substack.com/hopelessjudas TW- nuclear warfare
So, I wrote a thing back in August when we all thought he was 💀... I have one written for that big beautiful day as well... But, Spotify.
January 14, 2026 at 11:57 AM
So, I wrote a thing back in August when we all thought he was 💀... I have one written for that big beautiful day as well... But, Spotify.
Good morning my fellow delinquents! How are we this morning?
January 14, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Good morning my fellow delinquents! How are we this morning?
Good morning my fellow delinquents! How are we this morning?
January 14, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Good morning my fellow delinquents! How are we this morning?
Being American used to mean “freedom.” Now it means checking the exits, watching your words, and wondering which institution is gonna decide you’re the threat today.
January 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Being American used to mean “freedom.” Now it means checking the exits, watching your words, and wondering which institution is gonna decide you’re the threat today.
Remember in late August when we all thought he was dead? Well I wrote a thing. It's danceable. You may dance. Spotify, SoundCloud wherever you get your streaming music. 🥰 #techno
January 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Remember in late August when we all thought he was dead? Well I wrote a thing. It's danceable. You may dance. Spotify, SoundCloud wherever you get your streaming music. 🥰 #techno
We’re told to trust institutions that no longer recognize us as human; only as risks, costs, or examples. And we’re expected to thank them for the privilege.
January 13, 2026 at 3:28 PM
We’re told to trust institutions that no longer recognize us as human; only as risks, costs, or examples. And we’re expected to thank them for the privilege.
This country doesn’t radicalize people. It pressurizes them until something cracks, then pretends it was surprised by the sound.
January 13, 2026 at 2:42 PM
This country doesn’t radicalize people. It pressurizes them until something cracks, then pretends it was surprised by the sound.
I'd like today to be a great day, but... NAH. I guess I'm just goanna have to be a disruptive prick. Kay!
January 13, 2026 at 11:59 AM
I'd like today to be a great day, but... NAH. I guess I'm just goanna have to be a disruptive prick. Kay!
*checks notes* Nope, still not great again...
January 13, 2026 at 11:49 AM
*checks notes* Nope, still not great again...
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 PM