Henry Porter
@hoporter.bsky.social
Stupid, erratic, weak, misguided, and unrealistic. Hey...if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Rose's are red,
Violets are neato.
I just want him dead,
'Cause he is a paedo.
Rose's are red,
Violets are neato.
I just want him dead,
'Cause he is a paedo.
February 14, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Happy Valentine's Day.
Rose's are red,
Violets are neato.
I just want him dead,
'Cause he is a paedo.
Rose's are red,
Violets are neato.
I just want him dead,
'Cause he is a paedo.
A little ground up glass in his chicken batter or a helpful push atop an escalator ... I ask so little.
Is he dead, yet?
Is he dead, yet?
February 14, 2026 at 8:33 AM
A little ground up glass in his chicken batter or a helpful push atop an escalator ... I ask so little.
Is he dead, yet?
Is he dead, yet?
"Traitors US" is trending. Isn't that a better name for a Trump era reboot of "The West Wing"?
February 13, 2026 at 12:51 PM
"Traitors US" is trending. Isn't that a better name for a Trump era reboot of "The West Wing"?
Social Circle GA? Who'd you vote for? It wasn't President Epstein-Trump by any chance?
February 13, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Social Circle GA? Who'd you vote for? It wasn't President Epstein-Trump by any chance?
First of 2 Friday the 13th's this winter...
Is he dead, yet?
Is he dead, yet?
February 13, 2026 at 6:37 AM
First of 2 Friday the 13th's this winter...
Is he dead, yet?
Is he dead, yet?
But, Maher will still be using some of Jimmy's Tuesday material on the following Friday's REal Time, right?
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 AM
But, Maher will still be using some of Jimmy's Tuesday material on the following Friday's REal Time, right?
Why isn't this fat paedo dead, yet?
February 8, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Why isn't this fat paedo dead, yet?
Is the dangerous, child-fucking, incapable-of-thought object dead, yet? (Apologies, I'm in the middle of my Philosophers' Drinking Song reading list. But, is he?)
#25th47
#25th47
February 6, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Is the dangerous, child-fucking, incapable-of-thought object dead, yet? (Apologies, I'm in the middle of my Philosophers' Drinking Song reading list. But, is he?)
#25th47
#25th47
For those who celebrate, happy International Clash Day.
"The Gambler is seized and forced to his knees and shot. Dead."
Speaking of President Poopy Pants von Paedo, is HE dead, yet?
"The Gambler is seized and forced to his knees and shot. Dead."
Speaking of President Poopy Pants von Paedo, is HE dead, yet?
February 5, 2026 at 5:50 AM
For those who celebrate, happy International Clash Day.
"The Gambler is seized and forced to his knees and shot. Dead."
Speaking of President Poopy Pants von Paedo, is HE dead, yet?
"The Gambler is seized and forced to his knees and shot. Dead."
Speaking of President Poopy Pants von Paedo, is HE dead, yet?
Is President Poopy Pants dead, yet?
February 4, 2026 at 6:59 AM
Is President Poopy Pants dead, yet?
After he's dead? You mean, while we're all queued to defecate on his grave? Please...give us time to, let's call it, 'grieve.'
They should be impeaching him every single day. New crime, new impeachment. They should keep impeaching him once he’s out of office. They should keep impeaching him after he’s dead.
Impeachment is the only Constitutional check Congress has against a lawless president and talking about it would be a good start to reasserting Congressional power in the future. Assuming of course Congress wants to do that
February 3, 2026 at 6:48 AM
After he's dead? You mean, while we're all queued to defecate on his grave? Please...give us time to, let's call it, 'grieve.'
