i want the culprit and the line of accomplices that came before them

everything has been building up to THIS

odds are:
you’re dehydrated

odds are: you will not appreciate being made aware of that

odds aren’t: you will drink water

Yes

sorry i forgot to mention this. i imagine him like a mad scientist who does the one thing for work but his real passion is anthropomorphizing anything he can

i have no idea what i’m looking at but i know what you’re going to do with it and that i’m not ready

y e s

🤣

i was detoxing for a drug test and let me tell you i was c h u g g i n g water every day and i would see how much i drank at the end and it would turn out that drinking 3x as much as i normally do was actually just hitting the recommended daily amount of water bc we’re constantly fkin dehydrated🥴

holy cow , gotta find this rabbit hole and dive in