Alice Roberts
hopsgoblin.bsky.social
Alice Roberts
@hopsgoblin.bsky.social
Really?
Is this the onion?
March 8, 2025 at 2:28 AM
What old veggies are you buying?

Maybe try middle age veggies.
March 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
February 24, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Some folks here sound like those crazy right wing peppers. ...
December 24, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Islam. The religion of peace.
December 24, 2024 at 11:30 AM
He has an entourage now.
December 20, 2024 at 10:44 AM
Ha! Imagine thinking the government collecting more tax money would result in the government lowering the tax rate.
December 19, 2024 at 12:37 PM
Turn down for...?

House all clean. Smells nice. The roaches took off their slippers.
December 8, 2024 at 9:52 PM
*ised

And yeah, the breakdancing era was pretty sweet.
December 8, 2024 at 2:05 AM
It's automatically a party if there's pizza. We had pizza last night. Pepperoni, pineapple and jalapeno.
December 7, 2024 at 10:45 PM
That's also called a Lupus with the Lid Off.
December 7, 2024 at 8:11 PM
It's in your story.
December 7, 2024 at 6:59 PM
People from certain racial and ethnic groups may have higher rates of Blastomyces infection or hospitalization.
December 6, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Seen what?
December 5, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Stop taking the taxes then.

Oh. That's the part of living the truth they won't do.
December 5, 2024 at 12:14 PM
I keep water next to the bed to hide the security buffalo in.
December 5, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Aw skeet skeet skeet
December 4, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Eight bananas. That's probably a record of some kind. Maybe a personal record.
December 3, 2024 at 11:00 PM
Do they have the recipe? How long do you think it would take them to bang it out? I really want that recipe.
December 3, 2024 at 8:06 PM