classic

Creep's Jr: What the hell are you doing here? Fuck you, I'm eating.

I was... inaccurate. Not exactly inspiring times for skeeting these days. Or maybe I'm just lazy, I dunno.

so the media is failing abjectly at one of its core functions now? how-dee-do-dah-day, who saw that coming?

airport beer makes airports something to look forward to. also they have entire bars there, something else to look into depending on what kind of layover you're facing. but we all know this, deeply.

I shall strangle this phone. "most often boils down to money"

I've always read it to mean having ulterior motives generally, which most often should down to mount

As batshit insane as he was, there's no way on earth John of Patmos ever conceived of anything half as absurd as the reality we live in

it's Elmo's influence. all the VC techbros have a hardon for Greenland because they imagine buying land somewhere and making their own John Galt country. Trump likely doesn't even know where it is.

he would've known better if his presidency had happened 40 years later

I mean around here, for the longest the bots were OF girls, now lately it's all crypto accounts. I'm getting followed by a half dozen a day

lot of bots in this space

not you, of course