@horbgorbler.bsky.social
Government cog and LOVING IT! All opinions were beamed into my head by a telepathic bumble bee.
HAD. Had so much potential
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
HAD. Had so much potential
I can’t believe you didn’t include The Byrds.
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I can’t believe you didn’t include The Byrds.
First you gotta eat your beans
December 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
First you gotta eat your beans
Shoulda remembered that she’s the hunter.
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Shoulda remembered that she’s the hunter.
Bring back patronage! Sort of joking.
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Bring back patronage! Sort of joking.
It makes the week prior’s nachos/ice cream taste extra shameful
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
It makes the week prior’s nachos/ice cream taste extra shameful
Off for cunnilingus but on for elbow nibbling during the p in v part.
November 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Off for cunnilingus but on for elbow nibbling during the p in v part.
read this while pooping. Good omen.
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 PM
read this while pooping. Good omen.
I will support any New York mayoral candidate who promises to put the apple back in the big apple by blowing up the entirety of broadway and replacing it with an apple orchard.
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I will support any New York mayoral candidate who promises to put the apple back in the big apple by blowing up the entirety of broadway and replacing it with an apple orchard.
I’m sorry the Blue Jays lost
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’m sorry the Blue Jays lost
Tell this to my 3 year old who refuses to share her candy.
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Tell this to my 3 year old who refuses to share her candy.
I’m a judgment sedan owner that lives in the deep south. Where can I get some of these cards?
October 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I’m a judgment sedan owner that lives in the deep south. Where can I get some of these cards?
You’re too good for anyone that would use ChatGPT to write a text. Everyone is too good for that
October 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
You’re too good for anyone that would use ChatGPT to write a text. Everyone is too good for that
DYK: if they ever break up, heroin becomes legal?
October 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
DYK: if they ever break up, heroin becomes legal?
Did you know that humans belong to the species homo soupiens which is Latin for ”wise soup”? We’re all soup!
October 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Did you know that humans belong to the species homo soupiens which is Latin for ”wise soup”? We’re all soup!
so interesting to hear someone say this because I’M old and all I just like non-weirdo jazz now. Like duke ellington. Nothing that Sonic Youth might claim to be inspired by.
October 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
so interesting to hear someone say this because I’M old and all I just like non-weirdo jazz now. Like duke ellington. Nothing that Sonic Youth might claim to be inspired by.
And they should be impressed by how far you’ve come since your time at DSAISTC
October 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
And they should be impressed by how far you’ve come since your time at DSAISTC
What did you expect with a degree from DumbShitAssIncompetent State Technical College?
October 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What did you expect with a degree from DumbShitAssIncompetent State Technical College?
Problem: The satanic soul market is how we end up with those ads in the first place
October 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Problem: The satanic soul market is how we end up with those ads in the first place