Breaking:
White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller uses his clout to expedite last minute letter to Santa, begging for his own “boo box, like from Hook” to put migrants in
White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller uses his clout to expedite last minute letter to Santa, begging for his own “boo box, like from Hook” to put migrants in
December 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Breaking:
White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller uses his clout to expedite last minute letter to Santa, begging for his own “boo box, like from Hook” to put migrants in
White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller uses his clout to expedite last minute letter to Santa, begging for his own “boo box, like from Hook” to put migrants in
Dick Cheney surprised to find out that the daughter that will be jointing him in Hell is not the gay one
November 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Dick Cheney surprised to find out that the daughter that will be jointing him in Hell is not the gay one
Breaking: Tilly Norwood assassinated by Duke Nukem. Link in bio
October 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Breaking: Tilly Norwood assassinated by Duke Nukem. Link in bio
I’ll get you next time, socialist
June 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I’ll get you next time, socialist
May 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Wake up! Jeffery Goldberg is a crisis actor! Heres a real pic of him accepting some acting award. and when I went toTheAtlantic.com it was just a picture of Charizard with a huge wang with a little flame on the end.
March 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Wake up! Jeffery Goldberg is a crisis actor! Heres a real pic of him accepting some acting award. and when I went toTheAtlantic.com it was just a picture of Charizard with a huge wang with a little flame on the end.
Whoever named the gazebo was probably having a lot of fun that day
March 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Whoever named the gazebo was probably having a lot of fun that day
Due to tariff war with Canada, Americans are now paying The Crash Test Dummies Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm for only Mmm Mmm
March 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Due to tariff war with Canada, Americans are now paying The Crash Test Dummies Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm for only Mmm Mmm
Rural MAGA fans who have definitely always been huge Elon Musk fans for the last six months, addressed the recent SpaceX explosion over commercial airspace by stating that the spacecraft in question “blowed up real good”
March 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Rural MAGA fans who have definitely always been huge Elon Musk fans for the last six months, addressed the recent SpaceX explosion over commercial airspace by stating that the spacecraft in question “blowed up real good”
Trump signs executive order to render every 1st born child in California into beautiful beautiful coal
Democrats respond by holding up a picture of the president but get this… he’s wearing a big red clown nose
Democrats respond by holding up a picture of the president but get this… he’s wearing a big red clown nose
March 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Trump signs executive order to render every 1st born child in California into beautiful beautiful coal
Democrats respond by holding up a picture of the president but get this… he’s wearing a big red clown nose
Democrats respond by holding up a picture of the president but get this… he’s wearing a big red clown nose
Are you super anti “woke?” Like being against “woke” is kinda your whole deal?
Do you hate the current teen generation and just want to tell your little jokes?
Well guess what, my dude. You’re Freddy Krueger
Do you hate the current teen generation and just want to tell your little jokes?
Well guess what, my dude. You’re Freddy Krueger
March 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Are you super anti “woke?” Like being against “woke” is kinda your whole deal?
Do you hate the current teen generation and just want to tell your little jokes?
Well guess what, my dude. You’re Freddy Krueger
Do you hate the current teen generation and just want to tell your little jokes?
Well guess what, my dude. You’re Freddy Krueger
Breaking: Doge fires team of secret warrior monks that, for centuries, have kept Gorgömelsch The Soul Eater abated within his realm at the center of the earth
February 19, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Breaking: Doge fires team of secret warrior monks that, for centuries, have kept Gorgömelsch The Soul Eater abated within his realm at the center of the earth
Administration assures public they “can’t be Nazis because we haven’t exterminated 6 million Jews yet. Er I mean not ‘yet’ uh… at all… uh trans people want to um…steal your cars!”
February 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Administration assures public they “can’t be Nazis because we haven’t exterminated 6 million Jews yet. Er I mean not ‘yet’ uh… at all… uh trans people want to um…steal your cars!”
