David Horn
@horndave.bsky.social
Silly Person from doing comedy 1 time
This wednesday at 7
January 18, 2026 at 2:44 PM
This wednesday at 7
Metro Comedy Club giving me The Silly Goose award at the metro christmas party
December 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Metro Comedy Club giving me The Silly Goose award at the metro christmas party
idea: a transatlantic funicular
October 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
idea: a transatlantic funicular
It would be more entertaining if Evel Knievel was bad at it
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It would be more entertaining if Evel Knievel was bad at it
I think the real edward scissorhands would have trimmed all those bushes to look phallic
October 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I think the real edward scissorhands would have trimmed all those bushes to look phallic
they should let runway models scurry around
October 23, 2025 at 11:39 AM
they should let runway models scurry around
yeah but a chess playing robot cant throw ME across the room
October 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
yeah but a chess playing robot cant throw ME across the room
“Hey can I talk to the wizard in private for a sec?” -The Scarecrow about to wish for a big hog
October 4, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“Hey can I talk to the wizard in private for a sec?” -The Scarecrow about to wish for a big hog
Check me out representing Canada! Uh oh eh!
October 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Check me out representing Canada! Uh oh eh!
Do you want to see 5 flags? Dude you are in LUCK
October 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Do you want to see 5 flags? Dude you are in LUCK
Six Flags sounds awesome, and then you go there and they ALSO have ROLLER COASTERS!!??
October 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Six Flags sounds awesome, and then you go there and they ALSO have ROLLER COASTERS!!??
Why would you start a "non profit"?? I'd start a lotsa-profit!
October 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Why would you start a "non profit"?? I'd start a lotsa-profit!
Come for the Six Flags stay for the roller coasters!
October 3, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Come for the Six Flags stay for the roller coasters!
Bird feet look like they belong to a different creature
September 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Bird feet look like they belong to a different creature
My version of The Riddler doesn’t ask you tricky questions he riddles you with diseases
September 6, 2025 at 9:29 AM
My version of The Riddler doesn’t ask you tricky questions he riddles you with diseases
Check out this nonsense
August 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Check out this nonsense
Jennifer Love Hewitt, Melissa Joan Heart, Sarah Michelle Gellar
Serial killers always have 3 names
Serial killers always have 3 names
June 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Jennifer Love Hewitt, Melissa Joan Heart, Sarah Michelle Gellar
Serial killers always have 3 names
Serial killers always have 3 names
I keep calling Pope Leo, Popeley-O
May 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I keep calling Pope Leo, Popeley-O
why was i not invited to the met gala! again!
May 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
why was i not invited to the met gala! again!
There should be a parade that's stinky
May 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
There should be a parade that's stinky
Highway Sign Idea: Don't Crash!
May 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Highway Sign Idea: Don't Crash!
Come check me out at metro comedy club tomorrow for Prague's Comedy Spotlight show
metrocomedyclub.cz/cs/
youtube.com/shorts/f7WcB...
metrocomedyclub.cz/cs/
youtube.com/shorts/f7WcB...
David Horn on Jerk Chicken at Metro Comedy
YouTube video by HornDave
youtube.com
March 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Come check me out at metro comedy club tomorrow for Prague's Comedy Spotlight show
metrocomedyclub.cz/cs/
youtube.com/shorts/f7WcB...
metrocomedyclub.cz/cs/
youtube.com/shorts/f7WcB...