Horned Up Aussie
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Your ambassador of armpits, purveyor of piss and curator of cum. 🇦🇺🌈
Lani Tupu has such gorgeous pits.
October 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Lani Tupu has such gorgeous pits.
If these two ever do an Onlyfans collab, I'm paying for it.
July 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If these two ever do an Onlyfans collab, I'm paying for it.
The very hot Dylan Bachelet, known for his appearance on Great British Bake Off.
June 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The very hot Dylan Bachelet, known for his appearance on Great British Bake Off.
I'd like to book a ticket to the Pink Pony Club please.
May 9, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I'd like to book a ticket to the Pink Pony Club please.
Just got back from a trip to the local supermarket.
While there, a guy walks past. Just over 6' tall, very muscled, black curly hair cut into a faux-hawk.
First guy in ages I've wanted to say to "Could I worship you a while before you choke me while fucking me?"
Picture provided for demo only.
While there, a guy walks past. Just over 6' tall, very muscled, black curly hair cut into a faux-hawk.
First guy in ages I've wanted to say to "Could I worship you a while before you choke me while fucking me?"
Picture provided for demo only.
May 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Just got back from a trip to the local supermarket.
While there, a guy walks past. Just over 6' tall, very muscled, black curly hair cut into a faux-hawk.
First guy in ages I've wanted to say to "Could I worship you a while before you choke me while fucking me?"
Picture provided for demo only.
While there, a guy walks past. Just over 6' tall, very muscled, black curly hair cut into a faux-hawk.
First guy in ages I've wanted to say to "Could I worship you a while before you choke me while fucking me?"
Picture provided for demo only.
Fucking beautiful
May 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Fucking beautiful
We've always been here
May 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
We've always been here
If these two gents could take turns railing my arse, that would be fine. And thankyou.
April 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
If these two gents could take turns railing my arse, that would be fine. And thankyou.
I'm not sure when it happened, but Garth Brooks got hot!
April 20, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I'm not sure when it happened, but Garth Brooks got hot!
Oh thank you, Nebraska.
April 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Oh thank you, Nebraska.
People do shower too often. That's a simple truth.
April 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
People do shower too often. That's a simple truth.
Definitely feeling a certain way this evening.
March 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Definitely feeling a certain way this evening.
Reacher is certainly giving the gays what they want this season.
March 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Reacher is certainly giving the gays what they want this season.
All I'm saying is that Genesis-era Phil Collins could have gladly pissed on my face.
March 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
All I'm saying is that Genesis-era Phil Collins could have gladly pissed on my face.
Put me in, Coach.
March 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Put me in, Coach.
Semi-Saturday?
February 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Semi-Saturday?
I mark his anniversary each year. First fell for him in Voyagers and then Male Model and Cover Up.
February 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I mark his anniversary each year. First fell for him in Voyagers and then Male Model and Cover Up.
We've always been here
February 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We've always been here
I'm a cum lover. On me, in me, I'm all for it.
February 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm a cum lover. On me, in me, I'm all for it.
Calum Scott could very much get it any time he would like.
February 21, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Calum Scott could very much get it any time he would like.
He may be a god-botherer, but I still wouldn't say no to Alan Ritchson plowing the living daylights out of me.
February 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
He may be a god-botherer, but I still wouldn't say no to Alan Ritchson plowing the living daylights out of me.