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Hornet Haikus
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Poems about Orns
A friendly environment
What is not to like?
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A win is a win
There were many things to like
But questions remain

#WatfordFC
October 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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When writing haikus
Jeremy Ngakia
Is a helpful chap

#WatfordFC
October 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Vata saves the day
Paulo probably survives
For three days at least

#WatfordFC
October 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Change needed? No probs.
Vata for Irankunda.
Erm… nope, me neither.

#WatfordFC
October 1, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Can’t keep a clean sheet
Can barely shoot on target
But other than that…

#WatfordFC
September 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Deciding their teams
Neil has plans to stop Watford
So too does Paolo

#WatfordFC
September 22, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Pezzolano-ball:
Put players in the wrong place
And leave them to it

#WatfordFC
September 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Pattern emerging:
Baah or Nestory: No good
Play them both: Game on!

#WatfordFC
September 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Bold substitutions
And fortune favours the brave
Encouraging signs!

#WatfordFC
August 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Effort aplenty
Their keeper’s got cobwebs on
A bit of guile please!

#WatfordFC
August 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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He’s bona fide
A real, genuine striker
It doesn’t half help

#WatfordFC
August 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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With our best players
We might have a decent chance
Without them, less so

#WatfordFC
August 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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If their team’s stronger
You can still look int’rested.
Hope Paolo’s learning

#WatfordFC
August 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Lesson for Paolo
See who your match winners are
And don’t sub them off

#WatfordFC
August 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Some promising signs
Some alarming bits of crap
Yep - we’re back, people!

#WatfordFC
August 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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It’s good at the top
The bottom seems to work too
The middle is shit

#WatfordFC
July 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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I love Albion
I love Hull. But most of all
I love you Watford! 💛

#WatfordFC
May 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Moussa Sissoko!
Great. But most importantly…
LUTON GET BATTERED!

#WatfordFC
May 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Burnley will Burnley
Don’t make it easy for them!
Hook, line and sinker 🙄

#WatfordFC
April 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Pleasantly surprised
The play-offs are… yeah, ok
But let’s hurt Burnley

#WatfordFC
April 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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It’s often been said
“As long as they give their all”
Well, today they did

#WatfordFC
April 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Giving us their all
But no creativity
Keep fighting, Hornets!

#WatfordFC
April 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Shorn of quality
But never giving it up
Dull but good enough

#WatfordFC
April 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Snoozefest uploading
To help you to pass the time
Count the empty seats

#WatfordFC
April 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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A bad afternoon
Costly defeat but… a glimpse
Of a bright future?

#WatfordFC
April 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM