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Kim Cazad
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I don't like shit, I don't go outside
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March 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Forever mad that I can't watch Jaws for the first time again because no other shark movies compare
March 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I really wish I had the funds to move and go no contact with my family sometimes.
February 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Monopoly has to be the cause of at least 2% of divorces
January 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Why is Keanu Reeves as John Wick killing people one of the most attractive things I've ever seen
January 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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The silence of the hams, starring Miss Piggy.

#muppets #misspiggy #buffalobill #silenceofthelambs #horrorsky #nerdhorror #horror
December 28, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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Happy birthday to Jim Reid of The Jesus And Mary Chain.
December 29, 2024 at 9:43 PM
If I was rich, I would hire someone to be my professional makeup brush cleaner like how Snoop Dogg has someone who's entire job is to roll blunts for him. This shit sucks
December 22, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I'm so excited for this movie, also #CleRepresent
December 20, 2024 at 2:23 AM
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Republicans are so accustomed to whining from the minority that when they’re actually in the majority and still can’t manage to pass a bill, their automatic reflex is to blame the Democrats.

Republicans wanted the majority. They got it. Learn how to fucking govern.
December 20, 2024 at 1:36 AM
I love how it can be below freezing and yet I still get hot doing a extremely minimal amount of movement. I need to be encapsulated in ice. Where my penguin bros at
December 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
I can change my air filters and windshield wipers by myself now so obvi I am officially a certified mechanic. Message me for all your automobile needs, but hurry up cuz I got a busy schedule. 💅 #girlboss #womeninmaledominatedfields
December 17, 2024 at 10:17 PM
You ever wonder if your friends actually hate you
Sometimes idk why I don't just become a hermit.
December 15, 2024 at 11:50 AM
As someone that had a more than rocky relationship with my dad and now has guilt over his passing, this is making me cry. Thanks, Stardew Valley
December 12, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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"Nah, man. Night shift is pretty easy once you get used to it."

- Eric, age 24
December 11, 2024 at 1:40 PM
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when I forget to bring my water bottle on a walk
December 11, 2024 at 12:01 PM
December 11, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Nutella is the best human invention. Idc, take my phone, housing, clean water, etc away. Just let me have that sweet, nutty, chocolate-y goodness.
gollum from the lord of the rings is holding something in his hand and says my precious
ALT: gollum from the lord of the rings is holding something in his hand and says my precious
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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Damn I'm feeling really depressed

*starts up stardew valley*
December 9, 2024 at 2:49 AM
To be loved and trusted by an animal is the purest gift in the world
December 10, 2024 at 10:27 PM
#markedsafe from giving greedy billionaires more money during black friday/cyber weekend/cyber Monday in this capitalistic hellscape
December 2, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Life is an illusion
November 29, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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just about time for my favorite thanksgiving tradition: accidentally starting a new skyrim save
November 27, 2024 at 3:47 PM
Watching TV shows and movies that have wholesome father figures to simultaneously pretend that that's my life and then torture myself as I'm brought back to reality.
November 25, 2024 at 9:59 PM