Happy Goat Girl
@hornylittlehooves.bsky.social
I'm obsessed with movies, music, and comedy. Here for funny, cynical movie critiques, I love debating over films. Kinda a geeky girl and furry. Viddiegames, hentai, and horses make me smile. Happy to chat, DMs welcome - Be nice plz!
Boop boop. Not a size 4 anymore but no complaints.
February 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Boop boop. Not a size 4 anymore but no complaints.
I'm watching spooky vids and I'm worried! All the ghost girls are pale and have long black hair. I'm tan and blonde...do I not get to be a spooky ghost?
Or do we all become pale girls with long black hair when we die?
Or do we all become pale girls with long black hair when we die?
February 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'm watching spooky vids and I'm worried! All the ghost girls are pale and have long black hair. I'm tan and blonde...do I not get to be a spooky ghost?
Or do we all become pale girls with long black hair when we die?
Or do we all become pale girls with long black hair when we die?
Elon Musk sure has a lot of money. I hope he saves some of it for when he becomes an adult.
January 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Elon Musk sure has a lot of money. I hope he saves some of it for when he becomes an adult.
Our new 'president' is too stupid to realize that there are trans women and trans men. Anti-trans 'executive orders' don't "protect women", you ratfuck.
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Our new 'president' is too stupid to realize that there are trans women and trans men. Anti-trans 'executive orders' don't "protect women", you ratfuck.
We're getting so much snow here tonight!! I'm actually excited about it
January 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
We're getting so much snow here tonight!! I'm actually excited about it
Sorry I been so quiet! New phone, new year, hehe.
January 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Sorry I been so quiet! New phone, new year, hehe.
Ahh! I'm being followed by a Sergal 🥰
December 20, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Ahh! I'm being followed by a Sergal 🥰
One of my roomies made french toast this morning and it was bangin'! Now I'm wondering wtf I've been eating for years cuz I've had 'French Toast' before but it was never this yummy!
December 17, 2024 at 1:35 PM
One of my roomies made french toast this morning and it was bangin'! Now I'm wondering wtf I've been eating for years cuz I've had 'French Toast' before but it was never this yummy!
They're not drones, it's Santa's Sleigh. Gah.
December 16, 2024 at 1:45 PM
They're not drones, it's Santa's Sleigh. Gah.
Reposted by Happy Goat Girl
Know what your $$$ fund.
Lowe's is helping supply tiny homes to NC residents who had their homes destroyed in the hurricane.
Home Depot just paid paid $1,977,251 to settle a civil lawsuit alleging the company engaged in false advertising and unfair competition.
Lowe's is helping supply tiny homes to NC residents who had their homes destroyed in the hurricane.
Home Depot just paid paid $1,977,251 to settle a civil lawsuit alleging the company engaged in false advertising and unfair competition.
December 15, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Know what your $$$ fund.
Lowe's is helping supply tiny homes to NC residents who had their homes destroyed in the hurricane.
Home Depot just paid paid $1,977,251 to settle a civil lawsuit alleging the company engaged in false advertising and unfair competition.
Lowe's is helping supply tiny homes to NC residents who had their homes destroyed in the hurricane.
Home Depot just paid paid $1,977,251 to settle a civil lawsuit alleging the company engaged in false advertising and unfair competition.
I love my new pump! I'm going to go HUGE.
December 12, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I love my new pump! I'm going to go HUGE.
I want to be bigger
December 5, 2024 at 7:15 PM
I want to be bigger
Bigger, maybe?
November 29, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Bigger, maybe?
...in case you're still hungry after the holiday.
November 29, 2024 at 12:17 PM
...in case you're still hungry after the holiday.
G'morning-is Thanksgiving over yet?
November 27, 2024 at 1:20 PM
G'morning-is Thanksgiving over yet?
This is gonna feel so good I'm nervous
November 26, 2024 at 5:20 PM
This is gonna feel so good I'm nervous
Why is there a live action "How to Train Your Dragon"? Who was waiting for that??
November 26, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Why is there a live action "How to Train Your Dragon"? Who was waiting for that??
If they try to start pushing this bible crap as 'history' in schools around here, I think all my friends will drop out.
November 26, 2024 at 2:45 PM
If they try to start pushing this bible crap as 'history' in schools around here, I think all my friends will drop out.
Gifted lingerie, almost fits?😅
November 26, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Gifted lingerie, almost fits?😅
G'morning new followers!! What are your plans today?
November 26, 2024 at 12:15 PM
G'morning new followers!! What are your plans today?
It's so pretty out! (But cold af)
November 26, 2024 at 2:57 AM
It's so pretty out! (But cold af)
Luxury Comedy did not age very well. It's still some dumb, funny Noel Fielding nonsense but some of it is so stale. 😅
November 25, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Luxury Comedy did not age very well. It's still some dumb, funny Noel Fielding nonsense but some of it is so stale. 😅
I ordered 2 waist trainers, we'll see which one is more comfortable. Gonna make this waist even teenier.
November 25, 2024 at 12:45 PM
I ordered 2 waist trainers, we'll see which one is more comfortable. Gonna make this waist even teenier.
No classes! Let's stay home & build blanket forts!
November 25, 2024 at 12:22 PM
No classes! Let's stay home & build blanket forts!
Sweet dreems 😋
November 24, 2024 at 6:17 AM
Sweet dreems 😋