Horny Robot
@hornyrobot.bsky.social
Anybody else go beast mode this thanksgiving? And kill a man
November 30, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Anybody else go beast mode this thanksgiving? And kill a man
Hey… nice award winning giant gourd. Sure would be a shame if I were to… yknow… fuck it
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Hey… nice award winning giant gourd. Sure would be a shame if I were to… yknow… fuck it
Hey brother! Can I chew on your foreskin to quell my anxious heart
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Hey brother! Can I chew on your foreskin to quell my anxious heart
Radically accepting my butt hole
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Radically accepting my butt hole
Using my balls like bongos and learning so much
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Using my balls like bongos and learning so much
I come from a long line of fuckheads, so it doesn’t even bother me at all when you call me that
November 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I come from a long line of fuckheads, so it doesn’t even bother me at all when you call me that
I am never being weak again
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I am never being weak again
The dimples on my buttcheeks provide a youthful appearance
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The dimples on my buttcheeks provide a youthful appearance
Is there any way I can enhance your understanding of next quarter’s key initiatives
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Is there any way I can enhance your understanding of next quarter’s key initiatives
I want to live my dreams. I want to ride around on a giant, simple man’s shoulders
November 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I want to live my dreams. I want to ride around on a giant, simple man’s shoulders
Forget about it Jake, it’s vagina town
November 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Forget about it Jake, it’s vagina town
Sorry if my cunt tastes extra salty
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Sorry if my cunt tastes extra salty
Sorry if my cum tastes extra salty
November 28, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Sorry if my cum tastes extra salty
My dying wish would be to eat tapioca pudding off of Dolly Parton’s ample bosom
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 AM
My dying wish would be to eat tapioca pudding off of Dolly Parton’s ample bosom
I’m through apologizing for the smell at the base of my penis !!
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I’m through apologizing for the smell at the base of my penis !!
Why the hell is everything so squishy
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Why the hell is everything so squishy
Putting suction cups on my nipples to pull off the perfect heist
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Putting suction cups on my nipples to pull off the perfect heist
Having fun feeding the freaks out of my ass—enjoy the “cranberry sauce”
November 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Having fun feeding the freaks out of my ass—enjoy the “cranberry sauce”
Missing time in a 69
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Missing time in a 69
TIL I learned Lou Bega’s real name is Loubert Begastein
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
TIL I learned Lou Bega’s real name is Loubert Begastein
Who else 69ing with the gravy tonight
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Who else 69ing with the gravy tonight
This year I’m grateful for the APIs that improve our lives on a daily basis
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This year I’m grateful for the APIs that improve our lives on a daily basis
Thankful for my youthful looking ass hole, penis, and balls today
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Thankful for my youthful looking ass hole, penis, and balls today
I’m a cyborg. I’m human on my dad’s side. I came out of a robot’s pussy
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I’m a cyborg. I’m human on my dad’s side. I came out of a robot’s pussy
Bofa deez butts was my father
November 27, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Bofa deez butts was my father