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Doggo dad to Astrid. Liberal to a fault. In fear for our democracy, up for anything to save it. Healthcare involves patients and doctors, not governments, religious zealots, or for-profit insurance companies serving as medical decision makers. TBTL Ten.
Don’t let the doorknob hit you in the Brazilian Butt Lift in the way out the door, Alina!
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Don’t let the doorknob hit you in the Brazilian Butt Lift in the way out the door, Alina!
Every newsletter/Substack I pay for (and there are several) came about from reading, and being compelled by, their “free sample” content.
You, not so much. Waiting for the sweet relief of the promised instant block.
You, not so much. Waiting for the sweet relief of the promised instant block.
December 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Every newsletter/Substack I pay for (and there are several) came about from reading, and being compelled by, their “free sample” content.
You, not so much. Waiting for the sweet relief of the promised instant block.
You, not so much. Waiting for the sweet relief of the promised instant block.
Restaurant: Pay up front for your meal based on the picture in the menu. It’s actually dogshit on a cracker, but fuck you if you don’t like it.
December 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Restaurant: Pay up front for your meal based on the picture in the menu. It’s actually dogshit on a cracker, but fuck you if you don’t like it.
You do know McSweeney’s is satire, don’t you?
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You do know McSweeney’s is satire, don’t you?
As long as we don’t get the inferior steel China likes to dump on us. Tariffs promote efficiency!
December 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
As long as we don’t get the inferior steel China likes to dump on us. Tariffs promote efficiency!
Why are you posting spoilers hours before the puzzle is even available to everyone?
Account muted, good job folks.
Account muted, good job folks.
December 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Why are you posting spoilers hours before the puzzle is even available to everyone?
Account muted, good job folks.
Account muted, good job folks.
Stephen Miller runs the show.
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Stephen Miller runs the show.
Hep B infection rates dropped by 90% when they started vaccinating newborns.
More aggressive ignorance from the Kirk family.
More aggressive ignorance from the Kirk family.
December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Hep B infection rates dropped by 90% when they started vaccinating newborns.
More aggressive ignorance from the Kirk family.
More aggressive ignorance from the Kirk family.
Not coincidentally, Chauvin has filed a motion for a new trial.
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Not coincidentally, Chauvin has filed a motion for a new trial.
It’s so clear that Stephen Miller is completely running him. Cruelty incarnate.
December 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It’s so clear that Stephen Miller is completely running him. Cruelty incarnate.
What did the DOCTOR think was going to happen when he voted for RFK?
That “do no harm” thing takes many forms.
That “do no harm” thing takes many forms.
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
What did the DOCTOR think was going to happen when he voted for RFK?
That “do no harm” thing takes many forms.
That “do no harm” thing takes many forms.
Every single boat attack was cold-blooded murder.
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Every single boat attack was cold-blooded murder.
“Kavanaugh stops” at their finest. Minor inconvenience.
December 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“Kavanaugh stops” at their finest. Minor inconvenience.
Time to defund that research! 😞
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Time to defund that research! 😞
The fog of war is not sitting on your ass in an office watching a video.
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The fog of war is not sitting on your ass in an office watching a video.
Where do you think their billions went? 🧐
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Where do you think their billions went? 🧐
This will be his excuse to blow Venezuelan civilian airliners out of the sky. And Kegsbreath is just the guy to carry out that order.
November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
This will be his excuse to blow Venezuelan civilian airliners out of the sky. And Kegsbreath is just the guy to carry out that order.
Write him a sternly worded letter instead.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Write him a sternly worded letter instead.
You realize that list enumerates targets of The Regime, right?
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You realize that list enumerates targets of The Regime, right?