Helga the Horrified
@horriblehelga.bsky.social
Dog lover 🐕 Horrified American
Retired inspector, newly minted master gardener, happy putterer.
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Retired inspector, newly minted master gardener, happy putterer.
No DMs.
Me, too 😂
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December 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Me, too 😂
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That was heartbreaking 💔 all those promising lives ruined for a creepy pedophile. While so many looked away.
December 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
That was heartbreaking 💔 all those promising lives ruined for a creepy pedophile. While so many looked away.
That's enough ☺️☺️☺️🌲🌲🌲
a cartoon of a boy kneeling next to a broken christmas tree
Alt: Linus from Peanuts wraps his blanket around the saddest Charlie Brown Christmas tree and makes it perfect
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December 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
That's enough ☺️☺️☺️🌲🌲🌲
Wut??? I whiffed this one. 🥴 Guess it's not sufficiently Christmas at my house yet 🤷🏼
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December 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Wut??? I whiffed this one. 🥴 Guess it's not sufficiently Christmas at my house yet 🤷🏼
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Yeah, where is she at? Miss her and her flowers 🌹
December 18, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Yeah, where is she at? Miss her and her flowers 🌹
You hate to see it 🙄
a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on it .
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with the words `` that 's a shame '' written on it .
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December 17, 2025 at 4:01 AM
You hate to see it 🙄
Pure luck ☺️
December 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Pure luck ☺️
I've got some catching up to do☺️ my sad 1 day streak.
December 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I've got some catching up to do☺️ my sad 1 day streak.
Just another reason not to buy a tesla. Fvck that guy and everything he touches.
December 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Just another reason not to buy a tesla. Fvck that guy and everything he touches.
It's ok, my grandma won't know 😊
December 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It's ok, my grandma won't know 😊
I hate to be THAT person, but the twelve days of Christmas start on the 25th and end on Epiphany January 6th. My grandma never took down the decorations till then when Christmas is officially over. 😊🌲 JS
December 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I hate to be THAT person, but the twelve days of Christmas start on the 25th and end on Epiphany January 6th. My grandma never took down the decorations till then when Christmas is officially over. 😊🌲 JS
And no hideous music - just the wonderful sounds of animals and birds ❤️❤️❤️
December 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
And no hideous music - just the wonderful sounds of animals and birds ❤️❤️❤️
Probably 6-8 pairs 5-8 years old but I have reached that point in my life that I need comfy, stretchy clothing. I rarely reach for jeans anymore 😭
December 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Probably 6-8 pairs 5-8 years old but I have reached that point in my life that I need comfy, stretchy clothing. I rarely reach for jeans anymore 😭
I've tried that, doesn't do any good. I've had people I've blocked add me to lists. 🤷🏼
December 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I've tried that, doesn't do any good. I've had people I've blocked add me to lists. 🤷🏼
Is that wrong?
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table holding a mug and saying i don 't think so
Alt: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table holding a mug and saying i don 't think so
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December 13, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Is that wrong?
I was just thinking they shouldn't have photoshopped this. Put these assholes on a steel beam 1,000 feet up and ooops - problem solved.
December 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I was just thinking they shouldn't have photoshopped this. Put these assholes on a steel beam 1,000 feet up and ooops - problem solved.
Absolutely. @support.bsky.team at least give us an option to remove ourselves from these lists. PLEASE?
a donkey is standing in the dirt with the words pretty please behind it
Alt: The from Shrek is standing in the dirt with the words pretty please behind it
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December 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Absolutely. @support.bsky.team at least give us an option to remove ourselves from these lists. PLEASE?
Never. I won't watch any of those scientology crazies.
December 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Never. I won't watch any of those scientology crazies.
Only the little guy will suffer? That's their plan for everything.
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Only the little guy will suffer? That's their plan for everything.
That's my dog's nickname when she's being, well, a Brutus. 😍
December 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
That's my dog's nickname when she's being, well, a Brutus. 😍
This is naughty Libby on her perch where she observes and comments on all the neighborhood action. Almost 8 months old and fifty pounds of demolition derby. 😍😍😍
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This is naughty Libby on her perch where she observes and comments on all the neighborhood action. Almost 8 months old and fifty pounds of demolition derby. 😍😍😍
I was very discouraged initially with SM, but then noticed big accounts often didn't get a lot of engagement. I have very low expectations so I enjoy it here ☺️ I'm happy if I get any reactions, tho I don't post often. I am more of a commenter and a reader. And I'm glad you're here!
December 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I was very discouraged initially with SM, but then noticed big accounts often didn't get a lot of engagement. I have very low expectations so I enjoy it here ☺️ I'm happy if I get any reactions, tho I don't post often. I am more of a commenter and a reader. And I'm glad you're here!