Never seen it. Assumed it was a documentary on viagra.

In shops it appears to be 24th December

Berbatov is another good shout for unfootballish demeanour

After many years having to ask people to reach things for me, a few months back a tiny woman asked me to reach something from a shelf in the supermarket. I beamed with pride and usefulness. This is what tall people must feel like every day.

Should have had the Lamb BOOna. Sorry.

I was there around the same time! Not sure whether this would have helped with the whole getting away from it all…

The complex beauty of this is mesmerising

Discovering pockets in things is an entire new frontier

Never in doubt!

My friend makes these:

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Haven’t been there in a while……..

I think there should be a Muddling Along cooking show in which people like me inexpertly rustle something up with self-taught culinary ’skills’ and self-doubting hearts, and no one has to taste it except me. No judges, just voted out based on how much I’m perceived to enjoy eating it at the end.

Don’t lift the curtain! Matrix of puns, remember.

I don’t want to admit to my family that I just laughed out loud at this, so if questioned I’ll say it’s one of those awful videos of cats failing to land their jump.
P.S. How on earth do you sustain this output? What are you eating?

I shall rebel against his pun utopia. I will dare to dream. Actually I won’t do any of that I’ll just sit back and enjoy his lovely pun Matrix. Thanks for making the world nice for us all, @glennyrodge.bsky.social. I recant my complaint.

He showed us the way and we thought it to be our salvation, but then we realised that we were stifled and could never express ourselves again, because it would never live up to the unobtainable ideal of his perfection.

Much better now I have some puns back in my life!