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Me eyeing my Dr Peppers I keep in my work fridge for "when I'm having a hard day" every single day at 1:30 pm
Private practice has ONE likable main cast character per episode. It's usually Addison but sometimes it isn't and those ones are the craziest
December 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Private practice has ONE likable main cast character per episode. It's usually Addison but sometimes it isn't and those ones are the craziest
What IF I rewatched leverage
December 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
What IF I rewatched leverage
Spent the afternoon rearranging my basement, sooooo happy with how it looks. Now I just have to clean and put up art
December 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Spent the afternoon rearranging my basement, sooooo happy with how it looks. Now I just have to clean and put up art
Newest house update is that I got myself an actual display cabinet for my living room!! I'm getting another identical one to go on the other side of the TV. I absolutely love the way they look and it'll be so much easier to keep my little plastic women clean in a case intended for display lol
December 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Newest house update is that I got myself an actual display cabinet for my living room!! I'm getting another identical one to go on the other side of the TV. I absolutely love the way they look and it'll be so much easier to keep my little plastic women clean in a case intended for display lol
I am being so for real when I say that pop music peaked in 2008
December 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I am being so for real when I say that pop music peaked in 2008
Oh wake up dead man is phenomenal
December 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Oh wake up dead man is phenomenal
I designated in my calendar that today is a day for me to do absolutely fuck all and I'm so excited for it
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I designated in my calendar that today is a day for me to do absolutely fuck all and I'm so excited for it
It's been quite a while since I've done a Fit Check but I'm super happy with this one so. Fit check
December 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
It's been quite a while since I've done a Fit Check but I'm super happy with this one so. Fit check
I have about one million things to do today but my back hurts a ton so I don't want to do any of them
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I have about one million things to do today but my back hurts a ton so I don't want to do any of them
I wish that middle aged people wouldn't be talking about their horrible relationships with food at the dinner table
December 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I wish that middle aged people wouldn't be talking about their horrible relationships with food at the dinner table
OH MY GOD NEW MIKES MIC GG VID
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
OH MY GOD NEW MIKES MIC GG VID
Another day spent thinking about my dcfc jukebox musical about a guy whose parents die and he and his boyfriend go back to his hometown to deal with his parents affairs
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Another day spent thinking about my dcfc jukebox musical about a guy whose parents die and he and his boyfriend go back to his hometown to deal with his parents affairs
When Grey's anatomy characters show up in private practice I'm like ohhhhh this is what a good character is
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
When Grey's anatomy characters show up in private practice I'm like ohhhhh this is what a good character is
Ok pm work day goals:
🌱 Essays graded
🌱 Grades posted
🌱 Comments written
🌱 Finish my list for break
🌱 All class tech turned off
🌱 Clean up a bit
I might add more if the tasks I have don't take the whole afternoon but we'll see!
🌱 Essays graded
🌱 Grades posted
🌱 Comments written
🌱 Finish my list for break
🌱 All class tech turned off
🌱 Clean up a bit
I might add more if the tasks I have don't take the whole afternoon but we'll see!
December 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Ok pm work day goals:
🌱 Essays graded
🌱 Grades posted
🌱 Comments written
🌱 Finish my list for break
🌱 All class tech turned off
🌱 Clean up a bit
I might add more if the tasks I have don't take the whole afternoon but we'll see!
🌱 Essays graded
🌱 Grades posted
🌱 Comments written
🌱 Finish my list for break
🌱 All class tech turned off
🌱 Clean up a bit
I might add more if the tasks I have don't take the whole afternoon but we'll see!
One of the funniest parts of teaching 5th grade is occasionally having the thought "gosh I should really get new work pajamas"
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
One of the funniest parts of teaching 5th grade is occasionally having the thought "gosh I should really get new work pajamas"
My kids did AWFUL on their ELA final and it's absolutely killing me
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My kids did AWFUL on their ELA final and it's absolutely killing me
The funniest thing about private practice is that the characters are not only deeply unlikeable but also the narrative frames them as though they are. And it's like oh no babe I don't think so! Oopsie!
December 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The funniest thing about private practice is that the characters are not only deeply unlikeable but also the narrative frames them as though they are. And it's like oh no babe I don't think so! Oopsie!
I'm rewatching private practice and it's really so impressive how this show has no likeable characters whatsoever
December 16, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I'm rewatching private practice and it's really so impressive how this show has no likeable characters whatsoever
It's kind of a shame that Pinterest is absolutely unusable now because it used to be one of my scrolling go-tos but now literally half of the posts are ads and then half of the non-ad posts are ai slop
December 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It's kind of a shame that Pinterest is absolutely unusable now because it used to be one of my scrolling go-tos but now literally half of the posts are ads and then half of the non-ad posts are ai slop
It's a bit messy but here it is all finished! I've got some nice knobs I'm going to put on soon but I want to wait for the cabinets to be fully dry before I do it. I absolutely love the way it looks so far lmao
December 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It's a bit messy but here it is all finished! I've got some nice knobs I'm going to put on soon but I want to wait for the cabinets to be fully dry before I do it. I absolutely love the way it looks so far lmao
Ok here are my must dos today:
🌱 Last coat on cabinets
🌱 Grade
🌱 Grocery pickup
🌱 Change sheets
🌱 Shower
And here are my want to dos:
☁️ List some stuff on marketplace
☁️ Visit local makers market
☁️ Playlist maintenance
☁️ Rearrange art
☁️ Tidy up around
☁️ Laundry?
☁️ Ikea??? If time
Wish me luck lmao
🌱 Last coat on cabinets
🌱 Grade
🌱 Grocery pickup
🌱 Change sheets
🌱 Shower
And here are my want to dos:
☁️ List some stuff on marketplace
☁️ Visit local makers market
☁️ Playlist maintenance
☁️ Rearrange art
☁️ Tidy up around
☁️ Laundry?
☁️ Ikea??? If time
Wish me luck lmao
December 14, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ok here are my must dos today:
🌱 Last coat on cabinets
🌱 Grade
🌱 Grocery pickup
🌱 Change sheets
🌱 Shower
And here are my want to dos:
☁️ List some stuff on marketplace
☁️ Visit local makers market
☁️ Playlist maintenance
☁️ Rearrange art
☁️ Tidy up around
☁️ Laundry?
☁️ Ikea??? If time
Wish me luck lmao
🌱 Last coat on cabinets
🌱 Grade
🌱 Grocery pickup
🌱 Change sheets
🌱 Shower
And here are my want to dos:
☁️ List some stuff on marketplace
☁️ Visit local makers market
☁️ Playlist maintenance
☁️ Rearrange art
☁️ Tidy up around
☁️ Laundry?
☁️ Ikea??? If time
Wish me luck lmao
It is absolutely bonkers to me that people are out here raw dogging drawers. The idea of using a drawer with absolutely no organizers/bins is genuinely incomprehensible to me. Like sure ok for like clothes, fine! No organizers! But like anything else?? You'll NEVER catch me not having organizers
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It is absolutely bonkers to me that people are out here raw dogging drawers. The idea of using a drawer with absolutely no organizers/bins is genuinely incomprehensible to me. Like sure ok for like clothes, fine! No organizers! But like anything else?? You'll NEVER catch me not having organizers
Everyone online is like "make sure you drink more water with Vyvanse because it can make you dehydrated!" Which like, fair, but also girl I am a teacher I'm NOT ALLOWED TO PEE
December 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Everyone online is like "make sure you drink more water with Vyvanse because it can make you dehydrated!" Which like, fair, but also girl I am a teacher I'm NOT ALLOWED TO PEE
I'm going kind of hog wild over here
December 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I'm going kind of hog wild over here
Here it is all put back together! Plus a bonus shot of the island in its first coat of purple!
December 12, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Here it is all put back together! Plus a bonus shot of the island in its first coat of purple!