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HORSE FACTS

@horsefacts.bsky.social

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Horses are just big dogs. (not a bot or scraper, just a shitposter)

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HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · 5d

It's a common misconception that horses can smell fear. They actually smell joy, which they try to feed on at any given opportunity. #HorseFacts

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HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · 7d

Don't worry, this is accurate! #OfficiallyVerifiedHorseFacts

HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · 7d

Horses grow more bones as they age; a 15-year-old retired racehorse could have as many as 380! #HorseFacts

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HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · 11d

It's hard to be funny when all you can think about is Oats and fingies

HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · 15d

Easy answer: give them money

graphic from a website article, image of a man petting a horse's face with title text overlaid: "How to Help a Depressed Horse"

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HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · Nov 22

who wants to make some lead with me

still shot from a horse documentary. a newborn foal and a human in their stall. the human is reaching out and gently cupping their muzzle. subtitles read: "...forged in the old alchemy of horse-human connection."

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HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · Apr 23

a meme. text over a blue sky and mountains, most of it has been blacked out and replaced with different text. it reads: stop doing ketamine - There are literally horses who need to relax. The only original text is "stop" and "there are literally".

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HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · Apr 7

Tbh, it doesn't take a lot of convincing

HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · Mar 31

All horses have in them the power to ragdoll their models at will. #HorseFacts

HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · Mar 10

STOP! LETTING! HORSES! PLAY! PIANO!

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HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · Feb 29

Horse hooves never stop growing. So if you stopped trimming one's hooves they'd get really tall. #HorseFacts

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HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · Feb 13

A good name for a horse is Dad.

#HorseFacts

HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · Feb 9

time to rev up the ol' shitpost machine again (MS Paint)

HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · Jan 17

or else

painted life size horse statue in full western tack standing on a sidewalk next to a letter sign that reads: "come in for a bucking good time".

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HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · Oct 30

Parents, please check your kids' candy this Halloween! Just found a a plastic bag in my foal's Milky Way.

Milky Way chocolate candy bar split in two pieces to reveal what's inside, which is a large scary white plastic bag.

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HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · Oct 18

Every single day I wish and pray that horses were actually real.

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HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · Oct 15

Horses come in so many different shapes and sizes but all of them are incredibly lethal to humans. #HorseFacts

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HORSE FACTS @horsefacts.bsky.social · Oct 11

Elden Ring has the most realistic horse movement out of any other video game, because of the double jump. #HorseFacts

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