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Being 9 months pregnant buys you a whole lot of grace at work, in public, among other adults. But young children give literally zero f**ks.
"Oh, you're having sciatica and back spasms with pelvic pain every time you take a step? Take me to the park or I'll scream."
"Oh, you're having sciatica and back spasms with pelvic pain every time you take a step? Take me to the park or I'll scream."
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Being 9 months pregnant buys you a whole lot of grace at work, in public, among other adults. But young children give literally zero f**ks.
"Oh, you're having sciatica and back spasms with pelvic pain every time you take a step? Take me to the park or I'll scream."
"Oh, you're having sciatica and back spasms with pelvic pain every time you take a step? Take me to the park or I'll scream."
Jonathan Taylor.
thanos says i am inevitable in a movie
ALT: thanos says i am inevitable in a movie
media.tenor.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Jonathan Taylor.
Garbage officiating, this game! All the way around.
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Garbage officiating, this game! All the way around.
Reaaaalllly hate how the NFL is just not showing penalty replays anymore because they got so much flack for bad calls. The solution is to make better calls! They didn't even show the DPI replay on a 40+ yard penalty!
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Reaaaalllly hate how the NFL is just not showing penalty replays anymore because they got so much flack for bad calls. The solution is to make better calls! They didn't even show the DPI replay on a 40+ yard penalty!
It's a day to recall 2 Peter 2:1-23 - False Teachers and their Destruction
"Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping...they will be paid back harm for the harm they have done."
#JamesDobson
"Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping...they will be paid back harm for the harm they have done."
#JamesDobson
August 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It's a day to recall 2 Peter 2:1-23 - False Teachers and their Destruction
"Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping...they will be paid back harm for the harm they have done."
#JamesDobson
"Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping...they will be paid back harm for the harm they have done."
#JamesDobson
Go see Naked Gun in theatres! Spend 90 minutes laughing along with people you don't know!
August 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Go see Naked Gun in theatres! Spend 90 minutes laughing along with people you don't know!
Go see Naked Gun in theatres! Spend 90 minutes laughing along with people you don't know!
August 8, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Go see Naked Gun in theatres! Spend 90 minutes laughing along with people you don't know!
I've always said that I'd prefer my team to do badly in preseason than to do well, so they know where they need work and don't go into the regular season overconfident.
Looks like another season I don't have to worry about the Colts being too successful in preseason... 🥴
Looks like another season I don't have to worry about the Colts being too successful in preseason... 🥴
August 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I've always said that I'd prefer my team to do badly in preseason than to do well, so they know where they need work and don't go into the regular season overconfident.
Looks like another season I don't have to worry about the Colts being too successful in preseason... 🥴
Looks like another season I don't have to worry about the Colts being too successful in preseason... 🥴
If I had a dollar for every time I saw a variation of "doctors agree most pregnant women experience X symptom during pregnancy and say it's probably due to hormone levels, but it's never been formally studied" across three pregnancies, I'd be able to fund my own study on pregnancy hearing loss!
July 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If I had a dollar for every time I saw a variation of "doctors agree most pregnant women experience X symptom during pregnancy and say it's probably due to hormone levels, but it's never been formally studied" across three pregnancies, I'd be able to fund my own study on pregnancy hearing loss!
Here's my parenting hot take (that shouldn't actually be a hot take): things like screen time, eating processed foods, number of hours playing outside, etc, are all on the ~10th tier of importance. That's not to say that they don't matter, just that they are way, way less important than...
July 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Here's my parenting hot take (that shouldn't actually be a hot take): things like screen time, eating processed foods, number of hours playing outside, etc, are all on the ~10th tier of importance. That's not to say that they don't matter, just that they are way, way less important than...
I understand why people see Juneteenth as a black holiday, but it's not. Juneteenth is an American holiday - it's celebrating our country finally living up to the promise of its founding. A land where all men and women can be free. 🇺🇸
June 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I understand why people see Juneteenth as a black holiday, but it's not. Juneteenth is an American holiday - it's celebrating our country finally living up to the promise of its founding. A land where all men and women can be free. 🇺🇸
Look, I really didn't expect to say this at any point in the series, but the Pacers just look like a better team than the Thunder in every phase of the game. I expected the Pacers to have to pull off some Game 1 magic all series to have a chance, but MAN. YES 'CERS.
June 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Look, I really didn't expect to say this at any point in the series, but the Pacers just look like a better team than the Thunder in every phase of the game. I expected the Pacers to have to pull off some Game 1 magic all series to have a chance, but MAN. YES 'CERS.
The best part of the Hali buzzer beater photos is zooming in to see exactly which OKC fans in the background watched the Eastern Conference games and which didn't
June 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
The best part of the Hali buzzer beater photos is zooming in to see exactly which OKC fans in the background watched the Eastern Conference games and which didn't
The 30 for 30 on the 2025 Comeback Pacers will feed families
June 6, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The 30 for 30 on the 2025 Comeback Pacers will feed families
I've seen enough. Put Haliburton on the state flag.
June 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I've seen enough. Put Haliburton on the state flag.
My heart goes out to every sports writer who was putting the finishing touches on their "turnovers cost Pacers game 1" piece when they saw Haliburton get the ball back in a one-score game. Good luck meeting your deadline with those re-writes, fellas
June 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My heart goes out to every sports writer who was putting the finishing touches on their "turnovers cost Pacers game 1" piece when they saw Haliburton get the ball back in a one-score game. Good luck meeting your deadline with those re-writes, fellas
You leave the door open on these Pacers and they will MAKE YOU PAY
June 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You leave the door open on these Pacers and they will MAKE YOU PAY
PACERS DO IT AGAIN. UN. BE. LIEVABLE. WE ARE WITNESSING GREATNESS. THIS IS HALIBURTON'S WORLD AND WE'RE ALL JUST LIVING IN IT.
June 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
PACERS DO IT AGAIN. UN. BE. LIEVABLE. WE ARE WITNESSING GREATNESS. THIS IS HALIBURTON'S WORLD AND WE'RE ALL JUST LIVING IN IT.
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HICKS NIX KNICKS IN SIX
June 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
HICKS NIX KNICKS IN SIX
The off-ball contact they're allowing Bridges to get away with on Haliburton is NUTS. If it was Brunson there'd have been 4 whistles by now!
June 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The off-ball contact they're allowing Bridges to get away with on Haliburton is NUTS. If it was Brunson there'd have been 4 whistles by now!
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The Agony in the Garden, by Eugène Delacroix, 1824-27, 📸 via @DimeUPROXX
May 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The Agony in the Garden, by Eugène Delacroix, 1824-27, 📸 via @DimeUPROXX
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Jim Irsay’s legacy is about mental health, and don’t take it from him or me but from Colts star after Colts star who discovered strength in being vulnerable.
I’ve spent the past 4 years chronicling those stories. This was Irsay’s culture:
www.indystar.com/story/sports...
I’ve spent the past 4 years chronicling those stories. This was Irsay’s culture:
www.indystar.com/story/sports...
Jim Irsay's legacy is about mental health. It's a gift few pro sports owners can give
Jim Irsay will be remembered for his Super Bowl, music, eccentric speech and philanthropy. But his real legacy is in his mental health conversations.
www.indystar.com
May 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Jim Irsay’s legacy is about mental health, and don’t take it from him or me but from Colts star after Colts star who discovered strength in being vulnerable.
I’ve spent the past 4 years chronicling those stories. This was Irsay’s culture:
www.indystar.com/story/sports...
I’ve spent the past 4 years chronicling those stories. This was Irsay’s culture:
www.indystar.com/story/sports...
HALI IS KNICKS KILLER 2.0
May 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
HALI IS KNICKS KILLER 2.0
Okay fine, I'll weigh in on Adolescence now that everyone else has stopped talking about it.
Kids age 15ish and under are basically just acting out what they see from mentor/parent figures. If your boys are misogynist, first look in the mirror, and then question who you've let them be mentored by.
Kids age 15ish and under are basically just acting out what they see from mentor/parent figures. If your boys are misogynist, first look in the mirror, and then question who you've let them be mentored by.
May 6, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Okay fine, I'll weigh in on Adolescence now that everyone else has stopped talking about it.
Kids age 15ish and under are basically just acting out what they see from mentor/parent figures. If your boys are misogynist, first look in the mirror, and then question who you've let them be mentored by.
Kids age 15ish and under are basically just acting out what they see from mentor/parent figures. If your boys are misogynist, first look in the mirror, and then question who you've let them be mentored by.
Bills-Chiefs are the new Colts-Patriots, confirmed
January 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Bills-Chiefs are the new Colts-Patriots, confirmed