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I underwater all my houseplants but it's okay because I give them lots of words of affirmation | iowa 🇺🇸 | once upon a time: 🇪🇸 🇿🇦 🇲🇺
how am I supposed to imbue my Diet Coke with moonlight in these temperatures
December 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
how am I supposed to imbue my Diet Coke with moonlight in these temperatures
no stronger bond than that between two people terrified of nailing things to a wall who have decided to watch YouTube and throw caution to the wind anyway
October 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
no stronger bond than that between two people terrified of nailing things to a wall who have decided to watch YouTube and throw caution to the wind anyway
just wrote "famous moustaches" in my work notes so I'm either having a really good or really bad day and I'm not sure which
October 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
just wrote "famous moustaches" in my work notes so I'm either having a really good or really bad day and I'm not sure which
“So it’s like a friendly…sexy…Gyarados … oh I don’t f*cking know” -Bradley
September 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
“So it’s like a friendly…sexy…Gyarados … oh I don’t f*cking know” -Bradley
this, and every, Spritz Sunday, may you measure with your heart
September 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
this, and every, Spritz Sunday, may you measure with your heart
how many selfies in front of the corn must I take before I get the perfect selfie in front of the corn
August 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
how many selfies in front of the corn must I take before I get the perfect selfie in front of the corn
would assume that the Venn diagram of North Dakota AM radio listeners and Jason DeRulo fans has no overlap but here we are, wiggle wiggle wiggling on frequency 900 whatever
August 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
would assume that the Venn diagram of North Dakota AM radio listeners and Jason DeRulo fans has no overlap but here we are, wiggle wiggle wiggling on frequency 900 whatever
Abandoned swingsets of rural Montana: a memoir
August 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Abandoned swingsets of rural Montana: a memoir
I vividly remember the me who hated pickles and I would love for that me and today’s me to meet and hug it out
August 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I vividly remember the me who hated pickles and I would love for that me and today’s me to meet and hug it out
every day I get one stroke closer to realizing my destiny as a dirty river hippie
August 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
every day I get one stroke closer to realizing my destiny as a dirty river hippie
excited to visit the Costco in Billings though
August 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
excited to visit the Costco in Billings though
fly like a bird, usually a pelican, today a cassowary
August 2, 2025 at 3:06 AM
fly like a bird, usually a pelican, today a cassowary
I can kick it, yes, I can
August 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I can kick it, yes, I can
blasphemous that there's not a single Costco in Wyoming
July 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
blasphemous that there's not a single Costco in Wyoming
sitting in a strip mall gastropub in suburban Omaha and over the speakers come the opening chords of Arcade Fire’s Sprawl II
July 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
sitting in a strip mall gastropub in suburban Omaha and over the speakers come the opening chords of Arcade Fire’s Sprawl II
charlie likes girls but he knows I'd hit it [2025]
July 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
charlie likes girls but he knows I'd hit it [2025]
I cried a lot as a child but I'm even more impressed with how often I cry as an adult
July 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I cried a lot as a child but I'm even more impressed with how often I cry as an adult
I cannot adequately express how fascinated I am by leaf-cutter ants
July 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I cannot adequately express how fascinated I am by leaf-cutter ants
opening an English academy for the sole purpose of raising an army of children who only know the phrase "how about them apples"
June 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
opening an English academy for the sole purpose of raising an army of children who only know the phrase "how about them apples"
homie don't shake, one summer later
June 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
homie don't shake, one summer later
local door-to-door gin salesman
June 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
local door-to-door gin salesman
“last day of cat food … but for ice”
June 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
“last day of cat food … but for ice”
LAURA YOU ARE CONCUSSED
June 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
LAURA YOU ARE CONCUSSED
grin = good
chagrin = bad
cha cha grin = really good, probably
chagrin = bad
cha cha grin = really good, probably
June 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
grin = good
chagrin = bad
cha cha grin = really good, probably
chagrin = bad
cha cha grin = really good, probably
would I lie to you I'm a game show host
June 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
would I lie to you I'm a game show host