That a man of such low intelligence and moral integrity was elected to the highest office in the country twice leaves ME dumbfounded.

I’m convinced he cheated.

I wish I had your resolve.

As a 12-year old kid living in West L. A., my parents went out and left the four of us in my older sister’s care. A knock on the door revealed two uniformed officers who informed us there was a fugitive at large in the area and not to open the door to anyone. Then they left. Freaked out? Yes.

When you start flying commercial coach, then get back to us, you ignorant boob.

Springfield, IL

Operation Let Him Ramble is going swimmingly.

One of the prettiest kitties on the whole internet.

I feel you.

Any member of ICE caught pissing or defecating in public should have their nose rubbed in it.