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King Charles’ Idol
@hot1bother1.bsky.social
I am here thanks to an invitation from a hot chick. If you are witty and can remember things i will follow you. Periwinkle is my favorite color & my major in college
American football in Germany is more enjoyable than American football in England.
November 5, 2023 at 3:45 PM
I am requesting one, just one, big mistake from you.
October 29, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Reposted by King Charles’ Idol
October 27, 2023 at 4:40 PM
Shows you care
October 28, 2023 at 3:46 PM
Not to brag but i have 13 followers. Fame has not changed me
October 23, 2023 at 11:11 AM
Deactivated my X account and said good bye to all those lonely MiLFs and sex bots. No longer unwashed but clearly facing the humor of the Millennial female
October 22, 2023 at 2:52 PM
Where are all the latino women at?
October 22, 2023 at 2:18 AM
That’s where i wanna go!
Tuscany, Italy 🇮🇹
October 16, 2023 at 1:32 PM
As a PSA, apparently thanks to climate change the ban on year round bikini attire has been lifted by the UN as a humanitarian act, said the patriarchy
October 16, 2023 at 1:14 PM
I want Google Earth proof that all the lettuce currently being eaten in Caesar Salads is not being replicated by undocumented non-unionized space aliens on the USS Enterprise and then delivered safely to earth by NASA
October 16, 2023 at 1:10 PM
Airline passengers are so miserable after getting frisked at ORD security that they have closed the 30,000’ club
October 16, 2023 at 1:02 PM
There are enough winter coats in Illinois to achieve zero population growth once we eliminate fossil fuels to keep us warm
October 16, 2023 at 1:00 PM
ORD is always a clusterphuck, 24/d 7d/wk 365d/yr 366d/ leap yr 100yr/century 10 centuries/ Millenia but never in the tunnel between concourse B & C.
October 16, 2023 at 12:58 PM
Yep glorious
Amalfi Coast, Italy
October 16, 2023 at 5:55 AM
A speaking of a personal best, do you know that you can in fact enough blueberries to cause epidermal carotinosis? The more you know….
October 11, 2023 at 1:03 PM
So far, the best part of BlueSky is that i don’t need to block all those porn bots while I am drinking my coffee perving the women at the gym.
October 11, 2023 at 1:00 PM
It is raining in Texas.
October 11, 2023 at 12:56 PM
the were no cameras prior to the cell phone, that’s how i know man has not been to the moon yet
September 30, 2023 at 8:56 AM
the central question of our time is can the MILFs in leotards who use the app save Starbucks from McDonald’s coffee? It worked for the fitness industry.
September 30, 2023 at 8:53 AM
the #3 breakfast meal at McDonalds is turning Cracker Barrel into Blockbuster, just ask your door dash driver
September 30, 2023 at 8:49 AM
i wish my kids were as funny as this app. Feel free to send your Christmas list to me
September 30, 2023 at 8:44 AM
The right shade of blue is better than any picture i own
September 30, 2023 at 8:19 AM
Start/Sit Fantansy choices mean different things at different points in the weekend. 🏈🍆🌒💋
September 30, 2023 at 2:50 AM
Just when I getting the hang of manicures and pedicures, they now wax nose hairs. Income taxes are simpler
September 30, 2023 at 1:26 AM