Jaymes Buckman
hotapollo.bsky.social
Jaymes Buckman
@hotapollo.bsky.social
Glam Rock Demigod (also actor, model, poet, superhero)

https://linktr.ee/HotApollo


https://hotapollo.com
We gonna rock harder than the storm ⚡️
Happening tonight!!! Please come to Sublunar tonight for our final Nocturne Rave of the year, featuring some awesome local DJs... and also bands too!

@azaleathewitch.bsky.social @hotapollo.bsky.social @ryukopegasasu.bsky.social Ceippo, Automatic YES!
Nocturne Rave is back one more time to wrap up the new year with a very special event!

Celebrating the new Hot Apollo album, "Against the Odds Because We’re Gods!"

Our event will be held at Sublunar Community Arts Society @ 116 Spadina Ave!

Art by Riakodoadam!
December 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It’s kinda funny that a lot of the most progressive men look like the movie version of ultra macho toxic masculine meatheads and in reality the macho toxic jerks look like the most annoying kind of Rick Moranis character
December 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You know a real Christmas miracle would be someone kissing you real hard and sweet and leaving a symmetrical pair of mysterious wet patches on your bed and then NOT ghosting you uhhhh yeah just the large strawberry banana smoothie, no boba
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Friendly reminder that Christmas as we know it is not a Christian invention but rather an amalgamation of pagan holidays and their traditions , such as Saturnalia, the Gathering of the Juggalos, and Sol Invictus
December 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The mall Santa has been replaced with a QR code that generates an AI Santa you can put your AI child in a picture with. MerrAI Christmas 💖
December 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
So hyped to play our album release show with some of the best people in the world !🤘🩵🌟
December 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Omg! If you put a platypus under UV light it actually does look like Perry! Perry the platypus!🩵
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Watching the new Knives Out movie and thinking they should just get Benoit Blanc to play Gambit’s dad in an X-Men movie

And it works even better because one of Gambit’s nicknames is “Le Diable Blanc”
December 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
December 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Who comes up with the brand names of prescription medication? Why do they all sound like that? Like is there some formula the names all have to adhere to? Why not get funky with it?
December 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I had a dream my family’s shih tzu poodle never stopped growing so I came home and it was like over 6 feet long and like 200+ pounds , just lounging
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
So why were like all the short stories we had to read in high school just about upper middle class white people quietly going insane?
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’m just a boi, standing in front of a grrl, telling her it’s fine if she’s not ready for a full-on Relationship, but could she maybe move me up like half a rung from “backup plan when her friends cancel on her”?

She leaves me on read
December 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Manifesting FIWB energy because I don’t know if I can manifest Actual Solutions ✨
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
For a moment I was like

Why is there a safari hat on the counter?
December 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
you would not believe your socks

if ten million firehawks
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Destiny is calling me to cut my bangs. I might have to block destiny’s number; I don’t think bangs would work for me
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
So New Mexico is actually a real place?

I thought it was some sci-fi thing like Neo Tokyo or Nueva York
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Sometimes you gotta hold a homie’s sword
November 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I think part of the reason I love Marvel movies

(apart from being a lifelong comic geek)

is that I too find it hard to say anything serious without undercutting it with silliness right after
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Had a nightmare last night where I got added back to the group chat
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I went on a date recently and I thought it was going kinda well but I think I fumbled it when she asked if I ate soup

And I was like “no, I don’t eat soup”

She didn’t text me back after that
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
How can I be expected to
Integrate the Shadow Self
under these conditions?
November 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I’m not trying to judge anyone but I don’t really understand p*rn because I don’t want to watch anyone have s3x unless one or both of them is me
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM