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mr.coffee
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guys being dudes.
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any of you who have followed me are probably wondering who i even am...

so anyway, im going pacific sea fishing next weekend.
the downside of being taller than everyone...
every high-five is a low-five.
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
any of you who have followed me are probably wondering who i even am...

so anyway, im going pacific sea fishing next weekend.
November 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
morning fellow blueies.. remember to drink your veggies today.
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
why is it that when everyone else feasts on the pleasures of life, i get the indigestion. (o︿o)...
October 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM
put the balsamic vinegar on your ice cream...
September 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
who is this "chat" that everyone knows so well... they seem incredibly famous yet personable.
September 30, 2025 at 10:42 AM
some days u get the goose.
some days the goose gets u.
September 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
you picked a bad time to get lost, friend.
September 29, 2025 at 9:08 AM
this game is exactly perfect.
#rooftops&alleys
September 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
the never-ending urge to say "that's the ticket" when anything is satisfying. 😮‍💨
September 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Spotify DJ: Hey its me, ya boi DJ-X. I see what you're into. Lets hit some retro 2010s vibes you love. here's "A Day To Remember".
[music starts🎶]

me: ...retro? 🥺
a man wearing a red robe and a white shirt is smiling
Alt: scene from the movie, The Santa Clause. Character magically becoming Santa but appearing to age rapidly.
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 1:03 AM
may i just say... the word "unusual" always looks wrong to me. it has to many U's in quick succession.. UnUsUal..
LOOK AT THEM ALL..
first 5 letters. 3 of them are U's. thats too many U's.
September 21, 2025 at 11:50 AM
its been decided.
September 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
i dont have anything interesting to say.
September 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
coleslaw has to be one of those foods only white people can think of... raw cabbage, onions, sometimes carrots, just absolutely drenched in mayonnaise...

why have you done this. and why do you always give it to me when i want fish & chips. stop doing that. please. i told you no thank you, Mrs.B 😣
September 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
i feel kinda smart right now because i managed to install windows11 on a PC that both microsoft AND my local PC repair guys said was impossible due to "incompatible specs"...
so either im smart or they're dum. :3c ... nah they're just probably dum xD
September 14, 2025 at 8:33 AM
dark13. i will always remember dark13.
September 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
im at an all time low... i just removed every piercing in my body.
September 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
i dont feel so good mr.krabs... 🥺
September 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
rapsberry poptart is taste💕
September 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
if i date a guy named ted, i am not saying his name in bed. its theodore or nothing! sorry ted, your name is too funny sounding... the giggles ruin my gasums!
\(ò_ó")/ dont make me call you ted in bed!! I WILL NOT
September 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
lil' nathan album drop. gangsta fish!
the rumors you heard were true.
September 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
nothing really puts the pep in my step like the absence of sunlight.
September 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM
donut hole? no no.
call that the bonus hole.
September 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
i hadn't seen any of the Sonic movies. from 3am to 8am this morning, i watched all 3 of them. i have now seen the sonic movies.
September 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM