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hotdogcouch.bsky.social
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@hotdogcouch.bsky.social
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · May 16
Did you know? Sometimes, arm
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tsunamiskweek.bsky.social @tsunamiskweek.bsky.social · 6h
blessed be the sluts
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 5h
I was gonna cut it last week and then The Accident happened
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 5h
Need this on a shirt tbh
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 6h
You’re in luck they wrote this show called Pose
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 6h
A much needed haircut
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 8h
Huge news
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 13h
Checks out for you 😊
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 13h
Oh shit I forgot
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 16h
This was the SAME man??
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 17h
“Me? I could neverrrrrrrr”
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 17h
Wait same lol
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 17h
Fuck yeah
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 1d
You’re leaving us :(
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 1d
Ayyy hell yeah
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CamCron @camcron.bsky.social · 1d
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 1d
Contemplating squeezing in a third Bloodborne playthrough while I wait for pokemon lol
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 1d
I used to, then I found better things to do lol
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 2d
Changed my own bandage without crying!
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 2d
They come into YOUR house-
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 2d
Found worms(?) in my rice so I’m raw dogging my mapo tofu

Because my last 7 days hasn’t had enough bullshit go down
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feyandfiend.bsky.social
Fey+Fiend @feyandfiend.bsky.social · 2d
$5 off voucher offer!✨

First batch of packages of the Horror Queens sets should be arriving in the mail this week! DMing a $5 off your next purchase promo code to anyone that records, posts, and tags an unboxing OR trying out some of the polish video! (And you’re willing to let me post as promo!)
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 3d
My fav Florence MV
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 3d
Just saw one of my favorite musicians from the 2010s at my local grocery store lol
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 3d
Very fitting for THE archandroid
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normal-sized crow @hotdogcouch.bsky.social · 3d
Nothing but love and respect to them but tell me I’m wrong
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