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Marty Supreme/If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is the double feature designed to give you a panic attack
January 10, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Marty Supreme/If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is the double feature designed to give you a panic attack
I don't think any movie in 2025 had a more annoying soundtrack than The Electric State
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I don't think any movie in 2025 had a more annoying soundtrack than The Electric State
Wasn't sure if I would like Marty Supreme but the sour cream really took it to another level
January 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Wasn't sure if I would like Marty Supreme but the sour cream really took it to another level
Me explaining to my cat that she wouldn't get bullied if she didn't allow herself to be while the other cat keeps leaping over her head
January 1, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Me explaining to my cat that she wouldn't get bullied if she didn't allow herself to be while the other cat keeps leaping over her head
I think we really undervalue peanut butter and banana as a flavor combination
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I think we really undervalue peanut butter and banana as a flavor combination
My central thematic problem with Wicked is that it's essentially a battle for the hearts and minds of the people of Oz but they're portrayed as so goddamn dumb that I couldn't possibly care about them
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
My central thematic problem with Wicked is that it's essentially a battle for the hearts and minds of the people of Oz but they're portrayed as so goddamn dumb that I couldn't possibly care about them
It's so frustrating how much Wicked consistently defangs Glinda, easily the most powerful magic user in Oz
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It's so frustrating how much Wicked consistently defangs Glinda, easily the most powerful magic user in Oz
Watching "Weekend" and then "Nouvelle Vague" right after was an interesting experience. A real Gidard weekend indeed
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Watching "Weekend" and then "Nouvelle Vague" right after was an interesting experience. A real Gidard weekend indeed
I just saw "Die, My Love" is this what everyone means by going goblin mode
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I just saw "Die, My Love" is this what everyone means by going goblin mode
I don't think anyone's tone can be described as "beefy" more than Leslie West's
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I don't think anyone's tone can be described as "beefy" more than Leslie West's
Paul Hollywood you made them make monkey bread and then you SLICE it? Bro it is ready to fall apart just use your fingers
October 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Paul Hollywood you made them make monkey bread and then you SLICE it? Bro it is ready to fall apart just use your fingers
"Valley of the Dolls" is a lot funnier if you imagine Patty Duke begging for an American Girl
October 22, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"Valley of the Dolls" is a lot funnier if you imagine Patty Duke begging for an American Girl
Ten movies into this goddamn series and authority figures still act like Ethan Hunt has no idea what he's doing. Jesus christ just let him run
October 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Ten movies into this goddamn series and authority figures still act like Ethan Hunt has no idea what he's doing. Jesus christ just let him run
Just saw Ed Sheeran's ketchup commercial and boy if isn't just the perfect metaphor for him as an artist
October 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Just saw Ed Sheeran's ketchup commercial and boy if isn't just the perfect metaphor for him as an artist
Really love it when people sign up for automatic payments and then get mad when those payments come out
October 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Really love it when people sign up for automatic payments and then get mad when those payments come out
One Battle After Another is a gripping movie about the dangers of not keeping your phone charged
October 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
One Battle After Another is a gripping movie about the dangers of not keeping your phone charged
How am I supposed to walk out of One Battle After Another and just act like everything's normal
September 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
How am I supposed to walk out of One Battle After Another and just act like everything's normal
I just watched KPop Demon Hunters and not to side with evil but "Soda Pop" is the best song
September 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I just watched KPop Demon Hunters and not to side with evil but "Soda Pop" is the best song
Radio it is nine in the morning. It is too early for "Losing My Religion"
September 13, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Radio it is nine in the morning. It is too early for "Losing My Religion"
If I wrote lyrics to Edgar Winter's "Frankenstein" they'd just be about how much it whips ass
September 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If I wrote lyrics to Edgar Winter's "Frankenstein" they'd just be about how much it whips ass
Naked mole rats look like nature trying to make a Dick Tracy villain
August 31, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Naked mole rats look like nature trying to make a Dick Tracy villain
I feel like it should be Smurves
August 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I feel like it should be Smurves
I spent so much time baby proofing my house but they keep getting in
August 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I spent so much time baby proofing my house but they keep getting in
I was very lucky to spend some time with this sweet, sweet little boy. He is so playful, and so ready to be your best friend. Please take a look and see if your home can be his.
www.petfinder.com/cat/elijah-7...
www.petfinder.com/cat/elijah-7...
July 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I was very lucky to spend some time with this sweet, sweet little boy. He is so playful, and so ready to be your best friend. Please take a look and see if your home can be his.
www.petfinder.com/cat/elijah-7...
www.petfinder.com/cat/elijah-7...
You know it's hot when the mail carrier busts out the safari hat
July 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You know it's hot when the mail carrier busts out the safari hat