ATTENTION: @australianlabor.bsky.social

I am led to believe Labor's party room has seen some graffiti that upset everyone. Why not just do what the party room already does so well. #auspol #StopIsrael #FreePalestine

when ppl make you cry you have to go buy yourself a cookie. it’s like a rule. i ate a funfetti cookie today and it was great.

i wish there was a mexican bakery even remotely near the cape 😭😭😭

how do i tell people at my tech company that when they ask me a question all i hear is the deep rich sound of ejecting a vhs tape?

just came back from visiting my parents. my dad has been saying “tweak” instead of “twitch”. example- in reference to side effects of medication: “now he’s tweaking”

humbled today. my dog launched off my face at the farmers market. his back feet scraped against my chin and mouth. 0/10 would not recommend

at the end of the day i’m very chismosa 🤷🏽‍♀️

fuck flowers, clean my room or sumthin 🤷🏽‍♀️

blue light washed out
everything in amber now
i watch your face on my screen
smiling through an ochre sea

brother sent me this pic of a shrek cloud he saw