My dad locks the third floor balcony cause he thinks somebody is gonna rob him
October 11, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My dad locks the third floor balcony cause he thinks somebody is gonna rob him
Apparently my male coworker who is never at work does 23% of the workload and I do 13%
Not me thinking I work my ass off
Not me thinking I work my ass off
July 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Apparently my male coworker who is never at work does 23% of the workload and I do 13%
Not me thinking I work my ass off
Not me thinking I work my ass off
Florida is pissing me off!! Just rain already brother!!!!!
May 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Florida is pissing me off!! Just rain already brother!!!!!
I adulted hard today and bought a $100 trash can 💪
May 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I adulted hard today and bought a $100 trash can 💪
Anybody else disassociate so hard you know how to make it look like you’re not disassociating lol
April 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Anybody else disassociate so hard you know how to make it look like you’re not disassociating lol
I made the best friend ever in Florida now she’s moving to another state and I want to stomp my feet
April 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I made the best friend ever in Florida now she’s moving to another state and I want to stomp my feet
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It's Autism Acceptance Month. If you are not already accepted by an autistic person you have 27 days left.
April 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It's Autism Acceptance Month. If you are not already accepted by an autistic person you have 27 days left.
Validation is weird
March 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Validation is weird
When your wife calls your mom and she’s casually at a quinceanera
March 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
When your wife calls your mom and she’s casually at a quinceanera
My favorite pastime is being super nice to the people at the DMV after they tell me I owe them thousands of dollars
March 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My favorite pastime is being super nice to the people at the DMV after they tell me I owe them thousands of dollars
When it rains it pours bitch
March 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
When it rains it pours bitch
My wife is the golden child at work 🙂↕️
March 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My wife is the golden child at work 🙂↕️
Can men go a week without humping an inanimate object?? Asking for a friend
March 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Can men go a week without humping an inanimate object?? Asking for a friend
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@curiouswoodworker.bsky.social good morning friend 😎
March 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
@curiouswoodworker.bsky.social good morning friend 😎
The year is 3057
We’re living on Mars
Every child is a descendant of Elon Musk
Humanity is calm
😌🧬
We’re living on Mars
Every child is a descendant of Elon Musk
Humanity is calm
😌🧬
March 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The year is 3057
We’re living on Mars
Every child is a descendant of Elon Musk
Humanity is calm
😌🧬
We’re living on Mars
Every child is a descendant of Elon Musk
Humanity is calm
😌🧬
My brothers baby mama (craziest bitch I’ve ever encountered) took his son and moved to Thailand without him knowing lol I’m just posting this so somebody can laugh about it in twenty years
March 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
My brothers baby mama (craziest bitch I’ve ever encountered) took his son and moved to Thailand without him knowing lol I’m just posting this so somebody can laugh about it in twenty years
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Can somebody help me code a website that will use AI to reformat and reword any news article to make it look like Fox News posted it????? Or does that already exist????
February 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Can somebody help me code a website that will use AI to reformat and reword any news article to make it look like Fox News posted it????? Or does that already exist????
Put “made the entire office laugh” on my tombstone pls
February 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Put “made the entire office laugh” on my tombstone pls
Hey, can’t use truss without truss bolts
February 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Hey, can’t use truss without truss bolts
My job told me I can’t have a VPN even though I sign in with my face via Authenticator multiple times a day
February 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My job told me I can’t have a VPN even though I sign in with my face via Authenticator multiple times a day
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Reposted by melisser
All D senators — except Fetterman — sponsor resolution condemning pardons for those who assault led Capitol Police on Jan. 6.
January 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
All D senators — except Fetterman — sponsor resolution condemning pardons for those who assault led Capitol Police on Jan. 6.
It’s interesting the wave of regret that comes after death
January 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It’s interesting the wave of regret that comes after death
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