Look at these!

Unlocked a hometown secret after 20 years. The old factory yard full of junk that hasn't been touched in forever is where the town's scrappies keep all the good stuff. The owner gave me the key and pointed me down the road. It's wonderful.

Scrawling "Kill him" in red marker on all my baby photos.

Australian Male confession: I have no idea what the letters in front of Falcons and Commodores mean or to which model they refer to.
AU Falcon? VE Commodore? Classic Australian cars. But which ones?

You know a stile? Like to get over a fence. Gonna make one for cars and never touch this gate again.

Notes on the first hour of using the bluesky app: it would be nice if an app gave me an engaging reason to use my phone's stylus, but that would also be annoying for everyone with sensible phones.

I've slept on 30 rock for too long. Just because I didn't want to watch so much Alec Baldwin. I see now it's worth the anguish.

The choices at Aldi for Turkey roasts under 2kg were a turducken or a turhamken. We're already having ham.