Mel
@hotladybigboobs.bsky.social
lines of salt
carry me down
the black river
i
dont know why
but a turn signal sounds
sweeter after midnight
carry me down
the black river
i
dont know why
but a turn signal sounds
sweeter after midnight
January 17, 2026 at 3:03 AM
lines of salt
carry me down
the black river
i
dont know why
but a turn signal sounds
sweeter after midnight
carry me down
the black river
i
dont know why
but a turn signal sounds
sweeter after midnight
i love that in collateral, tom cruise is paying jamie foxx 700 dollars to drive him around and kill people.
January 15, 2026 at 3:27 PM
i love that in collateral, tom cruise is paying jamie foxx 700 dollars to drive him around and kill people.
they gave me hydrocodone for my wisdom tooth extraction, and i feel like i got the rocket launcher in resident evil.
i cant use this! what if i need it!?
i cant use this! what if i need it!?
January 15, 2026 at 1:27 PM
they gave me hydrocodone for my wisdom tooth extraction, and i feel like i got the rocket launcher in resident evil.
i cant use this! what if i need it!?
i cant use this! what if i need it!?
playing taps on this to celebrate dilbert creator scott stapp
January 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
playing taps on this to celebrate dilbert creator scott stapp
its really funny when luke shoots the jawas in super star wars.
January 11, 2026 at 10:29 PM
its really funny when luke shoots the jawas in super star wars.
who the fuck is this for
January 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
who the fuck is this for
Reposted by Mel
I'm going to turn this Court House into a Court Home :-)
January 9, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I'm going to turn this Court House into a Court Home :-)
cheesy double beef burrildo
January 9, 2026 at 6:45 PM
cheesy double beef burrildo
in 2026, there should be no football coaches at all. just let them fellas play how they want to.
January 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
in 2026, there should be no football coaches at all. just let them fellas play how they want to.
dr seuss invented crunk
January 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
dr seuss invented crunk
maduro looks like dr disrespect
January 6, 2026 at 2:02 AM
maduro looks like dr disrespect
more choruses should be like this
January 5, 2026 at 9:50 PM
more choruses should be like this
they should have a fourth of july NASCAR event where the FedEx, UPS, and DHL drivers with the most traffic tickets get to drive the cars with stickers for headlights.
the top 5 drivers of the race should have to beat each other to death for the trophy.
the top 5 drivers of the race should have to beat each other to death for the trophy.
January 5, 2026 at 9:06 PM
they should have a fourth of july NASCAR event where the FedEx, UPS, and DHL drivers with the most traffic tickets get to drive the cars with stickers for headlights.
the top 5 drivers of the race should have to beat each other to death for the trophy.
the top 5 drivers of the race should have to beat each other to death for the trophy.
the moon and antarctica is not a very good album
January 5, 2026 at 8:51 PM
the moon and antarctica is not a very good album
🎵sperm in my diaper at work
feels so good
gonna buy a cushioned seat
so my vibrator isnt as loud🎵
feels so good
gonna buy a cushioned seat
so my vibrator isnt as loud🎵
January 3, 2026 at 11:39 AM
🎵sperm in my diaper at work
feels so good
gonna buy a cushioned seat
so my vibrator isnt as loud🎵
feels so good
gonna buy a cushioned seat
so my vibrator isnt as loud🎵
its smart to bring a back up hammer in case one of them jams.
January 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
its smart to bring a back up hammer in case one of them jams.
the tariffs are good for americans
January 1, 2026 at 10:01 PM
the tariffs are good for americans
unlocking the secret to nothing
January 1, 2026 at 8:47 PM
unlocking the secret to nothing