HotMess_Actual 🏳️⚧️
@hotmess-actual.bsky.social
A nutritionally significant source of horny and shitpostin
#Seattle #Queer #LGBT #Trans #Transbian
#Seattle #Queer #LGBT #Trans #Transbian
Pinned
Telling the arresting officer he can't get me cause I'm under the blanket
"The trans women at the park are free. You can just take them home."
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
"The trans women at the park are free. You can just take them home."
"I think that was the best I've ever been fucked. Like, the way you were stimming me; it felt like you knew exactly where you were leading me.”
:Thinking about how I was just trying to keep my hands from cramping:
"Thank you, I am the conduit of a power I do not understand."
:Thinking about how I was just trying to keep my hands from cramping:
"Thank you, I am the conduit of a power I do not understand."
January 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
"I think that was the best I've ever been fucked. Like, the way you were stimming me; it felt like you knew exactly where you were leading me.”
:Thinking about how I was just trying to keep my hands from cramping:
"Thank you, I am the conduit of a power I do not understand."
:Thinking about how I was just trying to keep my hands from cramping:
"Thank you, I am the conduit of a power I do not understand."
:Gf and I checking ourselves out in the mirror:
"They say you should avoid looking at yourself in the mirror when you're on acid."
:Me, striking a pose and shelfing my ass with my dress:
"Yeah, maybe *y'all* should avoid mirrors…"
"They say you should avoid looking at yourself in the mirror when you're on acid."
:Me, striking a pose and shelfing my ass with my dress:
"Yeah, maybe *y'all* should avoid mirrors…"
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 AM
:Gf and I checking ourselves out in the mirror:
"They say you should avoid looking at yourself in the mirror when you're on acid."
:Me, striking a pose and shelfing my ass with my dress:
"Yeah, maybe *y'all* should avoid mirrors…"
"They say you should avoid looking at yourself in the mirror when you're on acid."
:Me, striking a pose and shelfing my ass with my dress:
"Yeah, maybe *y'all* should avoid mirrors…"
Another new year, another successful trip-sitting by my cat
January 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Another new year, another successful trip-sitting by my cat
"'You can't sleep when there's monsters nearby.' Oh I thought it's cause we're on A"
January 1, 2026 at 12:12 PM
"'You can't sleep when there's monsters nearby.' Oh I thought it's cause we're on A"
"What if we were girls and we were in big lesbians with each other?"
January 1, 2026 at 12:09 PM
"What if we were girls and we were in big lesbians with each other?"
"She's bouncing on it in a way which is hydrating"
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 PM
"She's bouncing on it in a way which is hydrating"
"I think we're at the part where we fuck"
January 1, 2026 at 12:08 PM
"I think we're at the part where we fuck"
"Clicker Train yourself to not be able to stop laughing."
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 PM
"Clicker Train yourself to not be able to stop laughing."
"We just two different bitches, *Okay?*"
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 PM
"We just two different bitches, *Okay?*"
"New Year, New Baddies"
January 1, 2026 at 12:06 PM
"New Year, New Baddies"
"We really do just be two different bitches"
January 1, 2026 at 11:58 AM
"We really do just be two different bitches"
"She said the honey be *drippin'"*
January 1, 2026 at 11:58 AM
"She said the honey be *drippin'"*
God I just realized what it's like to have me as a roommate. Like imagine standing behind the bar of your kitchen trying to entertain company while someone is fucking *directly* above you
January 1, 2026 at 11:57 AM
God I just realized what it's like to have me as a roommate. Like imagine standing behind the bar of your kitchen trying to entertain company while someone is fucking *directly* above you
"[A] Girl can't even tell a joke about her cum anymore 😞"
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
"[A] Girl can't even tell a joke about her cum anymore 😞"
With enough preparation time, Batman could make anyone cum.
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
With enough preparation time, Batman could make anyone cum.
I think we should credit Hideo Kajima with inventing trans women. I think that would be fun and will never be the basis of one of those weird domino memes
December 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I think we should credit Hideo Kajima with inventing trans women. I think that would be fun and will never be the basis of one of those weird domino memes
I'm glad Inspiration and Curiosity aren't around to see us like this.
December 26, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I'm glad Inspiration and Curiosity aren't around to see us like this.
Does "I am Charlie Kirk" still work as a tramp stamp?
December 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Does "I am Charlie Kirk" still work as a tramp stamp?
Just a girl in the whimsy of collecting her little trinkets and knick-knacks (dab containers)
December 2, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Just a girl in the whimsy of collecting her little trinkets and knick-knacks (dab containers)
Polyamorous people, I present to you, "Monogamoid."
I will not elaborate.
I will not elaborate.
December 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Polyamorous people, I present to you, "Monogamoid."
I will not elaborate.
I will not elaborate.
Ultra-nationalists (ethno-fascists ((christo-fascists (((corpo-fascists)))))) have seized my country's government, and are using it to wage an asymmetrical social-warfare campaign against its citizens so corporations become the only people who can't be enslaved or deported
That's so wacky bananas
That's so wacky bananas
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Ultra-nationalists (ethno-fascists ((christo-fascists (((corpo-fascists)))))) have seized my country's government, and are using it to wage an asymmetrical social-warfare campaign against its citizens so corporations become the only people who can't be enslaved or deported
That's so wacky bananas
That's so wacky bananas
Ack! There's something sharp in my sock 😫
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Ack! There's something sharp in my sock 😫
God gives her coziest soldiers her quietest alarms
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
God gives her coziest soldiers her quietest alarms