if your response to “let’s schedule a doggy playdate!!” is “haha, well actually thats my parents dog, they live in *insert city 100 miles away*” im reporting you for catfishing

((all i can hope for is that yall are doing well and if u do go back to RT i wish you only the best experience there, i hope you find great success))

i meant to respond to your story the other day to ask for the recipe, thank u for posting omg

crossposting this one bc i have too much faith in it

THANK YOU.

absolutely, patience will do me good ((i got no time rn anyways))

i haven’t listened to it yet, i’m waiting until after my move bc im scared it might genuinely ruin me

this is genius i refuse to believe otherwise

@apple think about it