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Alpha Kasalobo 🐺👾 Muscle Malwolf VTuber
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Alpha | 🇵🇭 🇨🇦 | they/them | 25+ | NSFW

The sexiest set of abs on computer malware~

Variety Streamer | Fitness Junkie

@advanced.gg | CODE ALPHAK10

My Links: beacons.ai/alphakasalobo
PFP: @trix-ee-tea.bsky.social
Banner: @kopuffz.bsky.social
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My driver lookin' cleaaan
September 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Happy Sunday gamers!

Remember to Sparkle On!

Full workout: hevy.com/workout/8c52...

#kasalobosports #vfitness
Grey tank top, black shorts and black compression shorts.
September 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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POV: The Uma who just trucked your horse girl is trying to buy 200 dollars worth of horse girl electrolytes

an amazing comm of Alpha as an Uma Musume (feat. my wonderful hubby/trainer @canineking.bsky.social) done by my bestie @kopuffz.bsky.social !

#alphart #envtuber #vsky #umamusume
An image of two people, with one looking confused at their phone while another happily holds their back with one leg up in the air. The person in the front is CanineKing's sona, with white and black hair, a red dress shirt and black vest, with black pants and white belt. Behind them is Alpha Kasalobo's sona, with blonde and red hair in a ponytail, a red and black visor, red sunglasses, a black utility vest and belt, and red shorts and sports bra. They are also wearing black leggings with red accents and black cleats with white accents. The vest has two patches; one with an image of a wolf that says "wolp" and another that says "I do bite"
September 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Didn't mean to run a 5km but I wanted to stress test my new orthotics and I think they're hanging in pretty well...

#kasalobosports #vfitness

Full workout: hevy.com/workout/74a4...
A treadmill log from the Hevy app showing 2 sets 2.55 km in 11:00 and 2.5 km in 10:00
September 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Post workout pic... Feeling huge as hell

#kasalobosports #vfitness
Grey tank top, black and red lifting straps, blue bass pro shop hat and blue shorts
September 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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HU0 (Haru Urara 0 Wins)
An image of two faces intersected at the middle; the left half is of NBA Guard Chris Paul, and the right half is of Uma Musume horse girl Haru Urara.
September 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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I saw the #biceptember on a different app so I wanted to do it but I hate that app so y'all get it first

Anyways I haven't done arms in like 2 days don't hate ✌️😜

#kasalobosports #vfitness
Flexing in a orange tank top and black shorts in front of a mirror.
September 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Had a lovely time yesterday! Went to a super scenic and beautiful mountain top golf course for a stag party! I drank too much.

I absolutely decimated some balls yesterday; I might have a knack for this stupid ball and stick game...

Also this golf course is called Furry Creek and everyone knew you
A picture of the golf course at Furry Creek, with a statue of an eagle. A picture of trees surrounding a rocky creek. A picture of a dirt path surrounded by thorny bushes. There is a golf cart tipped over. An image of a ravine at Furry Creek golf course. At the other end is a golf green
September 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Testing out my brand new leg day shoes 🥰

#kasalobosports #vfitness
August 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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American Race horse! Very sugoi, Very yeehaw!

#kasalobosports #vfitness
Black tank top and grey shorts with a black lifting belt and black and red lifting straps.
August 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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anything but training man
Oguri Cap in the nightmare hospital from silent hill 2
August 27, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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MAAAAN FUCK

I JUST WOKE UP AFTER MY FUCKING OVERNIGHT SHIFT

AND I WAS SO TIRED THAT I COULD BARELY CLEAN MY CAR BEFORE I HAD TO BRING IT INTO THE SHOP FOR MAINTENANCE

AND I FORGOT MY PLUSHIES INSIDE

THE FUCKING MECHANICS ARE GONNA CALL ME SLURRRRRS WAAAAAAH
An image of a mari ohara nesoberi and a sleeping Eevee plush inside of a car. There is a can of Coca-Cola beside the two plushies.
August 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Tungtung Shakur
An image of air shakur from uma musume
August 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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STREAM TONIGHT AT 6PM PST

ONLY TOOK ME 30 PULLS.

LET'S WIN SOMETHING, SHALL WE?!?!?!

#envtuber #vsky #alphalive #umamusume
An image scouting Narita Brian from Uma Musume
August 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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[345 lbs. Hip Thrust] I'm on my horse girl shit the way my thighs be looking these days

#kasalobosports #vftiness
August 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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#kasalobosports #vfitness

I'm doing the Haru Urara challenge where I run an Arima Kinen at the end of every cardio day I do until I get under 10 minutes!

Full workout: hevy.com/workout/0fcf...
The Hevy workout app showing a treadmill run of 2.5km in 10 minutes and 37 seconds
August 19, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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I think I have some of the best legs around 😋 Bulgarian Split Squats and Hip Thrusts are really making my legs look INSANE

#kasalobosports #vfitness
Legs in grey leggings and a black hoodie. Black and grey Jordan 1 Highs. Legs in a pair of fishnet leggings. They are wearing a black hoodie and a pair of black and grey Jordan 1 Highs. Legs in a pair of fishnet leggings. They are wearing a black hoodie and a pair of black and grey Jordan 1 Highs. Legs in a pair of fishnet leggings. They are wearing a black hoodie and a pair of black and grey Jordan 1 Highs. There is a camo print thermos in between the legs.
August 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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I'm quite proud of my thighs in particular 😋

One of my most well known moments on the internet, in fact, is basically EXPLODING a watermelon with my thighs!

I may not have the cute soft thighs that people usually like but muscular thighs can be cute too, right?

(Also 200 pound thigh squish)
A pair of legs in grey leggings and a black hoodie. They are wearing a pair of grey and black Jordan 1 Highs. A pair of legs in black fishnets and a black hoodie. They are wearing a pair of grey and black Jordan 1 Highs. A pair of legs in black fishnets and a black hoodie. They are wearing a pair of grey and black Jordan 1 Highs. A pair of legs in blue shorts. The machine being used is a hip adduction machine at 200 pounds of weight.
August 12, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Maaaan how the fuck did Oguri Cap run this fucking race in 2:33

Full workout: hevy.com/workout/5c4f...

#kasalobosports #vfitness
A treadmill display showing 2.5km in 10:54
August 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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hopped on goo goo babies ts kinda mid
a roblox ballpit
August 6, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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BREAKING NEWS! NEW #DELTARUNE HIDDEN PROPHECY IMAGES FOUND UNUSED IN THE FILES!!!
August 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Made the mistake of wanting to do another Uma Musume horse race as my cooldown run and asked a FUCKING LONG DISTANCE PLAYER WHAT THEY WANTED. (Thanks Quinne)

SO MY STUPID ASS RAN THE TENNO SHO (SPRING) AS MY COOLDOWN AFTER MY WORKOUT.

WORKOUT: hevy.com/workout/1c1f...

#vfitness #kasalobosports
Treadmill Display showing 3.2 Kilometers ran in 13:39
August 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Pretty in pink!

#kasalobosports #vfitness
Flexing in front of a mirror in a pink gymshark tank top
August 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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If you get Agnes Tachyon to an A+ wit before Senior Year Late March she gets the skill where she remembers where the Yoshi's Island shortcut is!

#umamusume #bombrushcyberfunk #mariokart
August 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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ANYTHING BUT A 3 FRIENDSHIP TRAINING SPEED I FUCKING TELL YOU!!!

#umamusume #bombrushcyberfunk
August 2, 2025 at 9:52 PM