fagdoka magicum
@hottrashbabe.bsky.social
famously normal and not at all a famously disgusting weeb goonette pervert wet socks neet who likes movies and her gay ass wife. minors dni 🔞 she/her/grrrrr
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Ebenezer goonge: you there, femboy!! what day is it??
femboy: why it's pissmas day sir!!
Ebenezer goonge: then I still have time!! run down to the futcher shop and bring back the hungest dyke they have!!
femboy: *squishing his thighs together as piss drips down* the one that's bigger than mee??😖😖
femboy: why it's pissmas day sir!!
Ebenezer goonge: then I still have time!! run down to the futcher shop and bring back the hungest dyke they have!!
femboy: *squishing his thighs together as piss drips down* the one that's bigger than mee??😖😖
I want it to be encrypted i want an nft of it I want a meme coin of it I want my hard work to be put on the blockchain
NEW: Your "end-to-end encrypted" poop pictures taken by this $599 (+ subscription) smart toilet camera are actually not end-to-end encrypted.
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
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techcrunch.com/2025/12/03/e...
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
techcrunch.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I want it to be encrypted i want an nft of it I want a meme coin of it I want my hard work to be put on the blockchain
need to be like this with a 6 inch meatball marinara from subway
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
need to be like this with a 6 inch meatball marinara from subway
farting while pissing is like turning on the rocket boost for the human body
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
farting while pissing is like turning on the rocket boost for the human body
current guinness world record holder of "most times physically picked up and thrown out of a restaurant for taking all the business cards out of the lunch raffle bowl and flinging them with startlingly accurate and deadly precision at men's penis tips in the bathroom to circumcise them like gambit"
December 2, 2025 at 5:46 AM
current guinness world record holder of "most times physically picked up and thrown out of a restaurant for taking all the business cards out of the lunch raffle bowl and flinging them with startlingly accurate and deadly precision at men's penis tips in the bathroom to circumcise them like gambit"
800 million people die from doing it every year but still no one knows if deep frying a turkey tastes good
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
800 million people die from doing it every year but still no one knows if deep frying a turkey tastes good
*writing my obvious self insert into a vampire romance novel* dracula was back on the hooch. he tried to glance at his broken reflection in the bottle but saw only nothing. maybe, he thought, maybe today's the day I see the sunrise. suddenly, Athena with her no gag reflex and 38DD milkers walked in
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
*writing my obvious self insert into a vampire romance novel* dracula was back on the hooch. he tried to glance at his broken reflection in the bottle but saw only nothing. maybe, he thought, maybe today's the day I see the sunrise. suddenly, Athena with her no gag reflex and 38DD milkers walked in
LOVENSE CEO: we're very sorry our recent AI powered cock rings malfunctioned. we never would've implanted the Sensual system if we knew it could cut the customers cock off and make them fly around like rockets into somebody's face. what did you call it?
reporter: kamicock-ze
ceo: right kamicock-ze
reporter: kamicock-ze
ceo: right kamicock-ze
December 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
LOVENSE CEO: we're very sorry our recent AI powered cock rings malfunctioned. we never would've implanted the Sensual system if we knew it could cut the customers cock off and make them fly around like rockets into somebody's face. what did you call it?
reporter: kamicock-ze
ceo: right kamicock-ze
reporter: kamicock-ze
ceo: right kamicock-ze
it's always nice watching movies you love with your gf who's never seen them because I was half paying attention through my 5th watch of oldboy and her first time and glanced at her in the last half hour and she was exactly like this
December 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
it's always nice watching movies you love with your gf who's never seen them because I was half paying attention through my 5th watch of oldboy and her first time and glanced at her in the last half hour and she was exactly like this
there needs to be a new satanic panic but for taylor sheridan shows
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
there needs to be a new satanic panic but for taylor sheridan shows
I'd only get bottom surgery if they can get someone to top me right when it's still fresh, like my shredded schmeat is right there still steaming on the surgical tray, and whoever's stewing the pot with his cock does specific moves to my exact pre written instructions to make the inside labyrinthine
November 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'd only get bottom surgery if they can get someone to top me right when it's still fresh, like my shredded schmeat is right there still steaming on the surgical tray, and whoever's stewing the pot with his cock does specific moves to my exact pre written instructions to make the inside labyrinthine
I have the rarest form of ADHD its the kind that makes you waste time not practicing your hobbies because hobbies aren't productive so even though you really want to learn how to draw anatomy and big boobs you cant because you dont want to "waste time" and just stand anxiously in place for years
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I have the rarest form of ADHD its the kind that makes you waste time not practicing your hobbies because hobbies aren't productive so even though you really want to learn how to draw anatomy and big boobs you cant because you dont want to "waste time" and just stand anxiously in place for years
can we do this but instead of a gun its my penis and instead of begging to live you're begging for me to GIVE you some of my nice and steamy thick and creamy and im not lightly smiling but visibly worried as im still tugging my limp meat like a lawnmower cord
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
can we do this but instead of a gun its my penis and instead of begging to live you're begging for me to GIVE you some of my nice and steamy thick and creamy and im not lightly smiling but visibly worried as im still tugging my limp meat like a lawnmower cord
what's the official term for being a trans woman and having dysphoria over hearing another woman in the bathroom have a stronger piss stream than you
November 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
what's the official term for being a trans woman and having dysphoria over hearing another woman in the bathroom have a stronger piss stream than you
(trying to impress someone by pretending im getting a phone call from a celebrity except its a celebrity only I would be excited to get) BOBBY CANAVALE???? AND STANLEY TUCCI???? ANDDDD TONY SHALOUB??? HOW ARE YOU GUYSSSSSSS
November 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
(trying to impress someone by pretending im getting a phone call from a celebrity except its a celebrity only I would be excited to get) BOBBY CANAVALE???? AND STANLEY TUCCI???? ANDDDD TONY SHALOUB??? HOW ARE YOU GUYSSSSSSS
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
thanksgivings really like the pre cum of christmas
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
thanksgivings really like the pre cum of christmas
remember it's only legal today and today only to give your hot cousin who's been lowk giving you signals a really long hug today and moan a little when she rubs the outline of her dick on your groin a little during it and whispers that you have the same grandpaaaaaa 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
remember it's only legal today and today only to give your hot cousin who's been lowk giving you signals a really long hug today and moan a little when she rubs the outline of her dick on your groin a little during it and whispers that you have the same grandpaaaaaa 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
if you're too much of a pussy to bring up politics just trauma dump about sending pictures of yourself in eighth grade to older men you met on craigslist at the thanksgiving table tonight instead. look your dad in the eyes when you explain in detail about a 40 year old man complimenting your ribcage
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
if you're too much of a pussy to bring up politics just trauma dump about sending pictures of yourself in eighth grade to older men you met on craigslist at the thanksgiving table tonight instead. look your dad in the eyes when you explain in detail about a 40 year old man complimenting your ribcage
convincing my wife to watch frasier or any old sitcom makes me feel so yucky like I'm an army recruiter talking to 18 year olds about their future
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
convincing my wife to watch frasier or any old sitcom makes me feel so yucky like I'm an army recruiter talking to 18 year olds about their future
never gonna unfollow anyone on here because there's only like 40 truly great posters on here and we'll probably run into each other in the replies trying to riff on their joke with a lesser version of it and it'll be soooo awkwarddd
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
never gonna unfollow anyone on here because there's only like 40 truly great posters on here and we'll probably run into each other in the replies trying to riff on their joke with a lesser version of it and it'll be soooo awkwarddd
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it's the biggest don't kill yourself thursday of the year, repost to not kill yourself on don't kill yourself thursday
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 AM
it's the biggest don't kill yourself thursday of the year, repost to not kill yourself on don't kill yourself thursday