RFH
@house13.bsky.social
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Lawyer; BC dad; beer league lax’er; aspiring writer; reader; foodie/cook; wine and bourbon guy; Yanks, Caps fan.
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“Only”

Fair enough so not the city just a neighborhood
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Dinosaurs and unicorns dancing together. Biblical proportions
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Way too generous
Not a lawyer a lackey
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Have you heard Lee Greenwood? Appeals to what audience?
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News update: police clashed with National Guard troops outside Voodoo Donuts. An officer was yelling “you fucker, you took the last cream filled. This is our turf.” A guardsman was feared hit but it was just powdered sugar and jelly on his fatigues. A bystander said, “the horror, the horror.”
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House?
My man, he can afford the whole damn city
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You got so lucky. It could’ve been way worse. Just saying ….
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Does anyone really doubt that lil Stevie was that kid setting fire to small animals?
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I know a guy who chased a gummie buzz. Six gummies in he was hallucinating that his ex wife was talking to him through a chia pet on his dresser.
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As in literally.
If you could look through her ear you would see out the other side.
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I’m betting he wrongly thought they were cannabis gummies. He ate a couple, no buzz. He ate a few more, no buzz. 3 days and 7 pounds later….
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Isn’t that just what he did to all the contractors who worked on his buildings?
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Just wait until you see them after a week or so of deep dish
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As the saying goes, enjoy it while it lasts….

er lasted

The BJ’s had a fantastic two games. Agree.
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If he pardons her she can be called to testify and cannot take the fifth
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Dementia Donnie

That’s what we all should call him
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Average Super Bowl ticket is $10000. Hotels are charging $11000 min. And this is American football. I’m betting like zero undocumented are showing up.
But just see how many agents end up on sidelines watching the game.
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Fun test: I’ll pay a journalist $10,000 if they hand Dementia Donnie a blank map and get him to point out Venezuela.
Chance he gets it right 0.5 (.5 to account for truly blind luck)
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Please run.
Please.
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Average Super Bowl ticket is $10000. Hotels are charging $11000 min. And this is American football. I’m betting like zero undocumented are showing up. Total performative waste of our money.

Kristi Noem Says ICE Will Be ‘All Over’ the Super Bowl www.nytimes.com/2025/10/04/a...
Kristi Noem Says ICE Will Be ‘All Over’ the Super Bowl
www.nytimes.com
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Right! Who knew

😂
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What a great story
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They are such snowflakes