Howard King
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Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What do you call a train with a cold?
Achoo choo train!!!!
What do you call a train with a cold?
Achoo choo train!!!!
September 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What do you call a train with a cold?
Achoo choo train!!!!
What do you call a train with a cold?
Achoo choo train!!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book.
What do train enthusiasts wear to fancy dress parties?
Platforms!!!
What do train enthusiasts wear to fancy dress parties?
Platforms!!!
September 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book.
What do train enthusiasts wear to fancy dress parties?
Platforms!!!
What do train enthusiasts wear to fancy dress parties?
Platforms!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book.
What happens if you teach your pet dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground?
It will go from Barking to Tooting in 30 mins!!
What happens if you teach your pet dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground?
It will go from Barking to Tooting in 30 mins!!
September 21, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book.
What happens if you teach your pet dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground?
It will go from Barking to Tooting in 30 mins!!
What happens if you teach your pet dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground?
It will go from Barking to Tooting in 30 mins!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book.
Why don’t taxi drivers like their jobs?
Because people are always taking behind their backs!!!!
Why don’t taxi drivers like their jobs?
Because people are always taking behind their backs!!!!
September 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book.
Why don’t taxi drivers like their jobs?
Because people are always taking behind their backs!!!!
Why don’t taxi drivers like their jobs?
Because people are always taking behind their backs!!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book.
What's The Incredible Hulk's favourite London Underground station?
Turnham Green!!!!
What's The Incredible Hulk's favourite London Underground station?
Turnham Green!!!!
September 19, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book.
What's The Incredible Hulk's favourite London Underground station?
Turnham Green!!!!
What's The Incredible Hulk's favourite London Underground station?
Turnham Green!!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What crisps never get a taxi?
Walkers!!!!!!
What crisps never get a taxi?
Walkers!!!!!!
September 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What crisps never get a taxi?
Walkers!!!!!!
What crisps never get a taxi?
Walkers!!!!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the drummer say at the end of the day?
I’m beat!!!
What did the drummer say at the end of the day?
I’m beat!!!
September 17, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the drummer say at the end of the day?
I’m beat!!!
What did the drummer say at the end of the day?
I’m beat!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the plumber say at the end of the day
I’m drained!!!
What did the plumber say at the end of the day
I’m drained!!!
September 16, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the plumber say at the end of the day
I’m drained!!!
What did the plumber say at the end of the day
I’m drained!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the gardener say at the end of the day?
I’m bushed!!!!
What did the gardener say at the end of the day?
I’m bushed!!!!
September 15, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the gardener say at the end of the day?
I’m bushed!!!!
What did the gardener say at the end of the day?
I’m bushed!!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the chef say at the end of the day?
I’m fried!!!
What did the chef say at the end of the day?
I’m fried!!!
September 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the chef say at the end of the day?
I’m fried!!!
What did the chef say at the end of the day?
I’m fried!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the tailor say at the end of the day?
I’m worn out!!!
What did the tailor say at the end of the day?
I’m worn out!!!
September 13, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the tailor say at the end of the day?
I’m worn out!!!
What did the tailor say at the end of the day?
I’m worn out!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the window cleaner say at the end of the day?
I’m wiped out!!!
What did the window cleaner say at the end of the day?
I’m wiped out!!!
September 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the window cleaner say at the end of the day?
I’m wiped out!!!
What did the window cleaner say at the end of the day?
I’m wiped out!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the accountant say at the end of the day?
I’m spent!!!!
What did the accountant say at the end of the day?
I’m spent!!!!
September 11, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the accountant say at the end of the day?
I’m spent!!!!
What did the accountant say at the end of the day?
I’m spent!!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the solider say at the end of the day?
I’m fatigued!!!!
What did the solider say at the end of the day?
I’m fatigued!!!!
September 10, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the solider say at the end of the day?
I’m fatigued!!!!
What did the solider say at the end of the day?
I’m fatigued!!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the bin collector say at the end of the day?
I’m wasted!!!!
What did the bin collector say at the end of the day?
I’m wasted!!!!
September 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the bin collector say at the end of the day?
I’m wasted!!!!
What did the bin collector say at the end of the day?
I’m wasted!!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the mechanic say at the end of the day?
I’m tired!!!!
What did the mechanic say at the end of the day?
I’m tired!!!!
September 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
What did the mechanic say at the end of the day?
I’m tired!!!!
What did the mechanic say at the end of the day?
I’m tired!!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
Where does a sink go dancing?
The Dish-co!!!
Where does a sink go dancing?
The Dish-co!!!
September 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
Where does a sink go dancing?
The Dish-co!!!
Where does a sink go dancing?
The Dish-co!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
Where do roses sleep at night?
In their flowerbed!!!
Where do roses sleep at night?
In their flowerbed!!!
September 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
Where do roses sleep at night?
In their flowerbed!!!
Where do roses sleep at night?
In their flowerbed!!!
Today’s back to school joke from the new kids joke book
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
Time to run!!!!
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
Time to run!!!!
September 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Today’s back to school joke from the new kids joke book
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
Time to run!!!!
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school?
Time to run!!!!
Today’s joke about returning to school from the new kids joke book. Today was the first actual day so thought this would be good
What did the buffalo say at drop off?
Bison!!!!!
What did the buffalo say at drop off?
Bison!!!!!
September 3, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Today’s joke about returning to school from the new kids joke book. Today was the first actual day so thought this would be good
What did the buffalo say at drop off?
Bison!!!!!
What did the buffalo say at drop off?
Bison!!!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book continuing with the back to school theme
What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Hiss-tory!!!!
What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Hiss-tory!!!!
September 2, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book continuing with the back to school theme
What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Hiss-tory!!!!
What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Hiss-tory!!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book. The kids go back to school this week so thought a few of these would be good
What flies around the school at night?
An alpha-bat!!!
What flies around the school at night?
An alpha-bat!!!
September 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book. The kids go back to school this week so thought a few of these would be good
What flies around the school at night?
An alpha-bat!!!
What flies around the school at night?
An alpha-bat!!!
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
Why do calculators make great friends?
You can count on them!!!
Why do calculators make great friends?
You can count on them!!!
August 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Today’s joke from the new kids joke book
Why do calculators make great friends?
You can count on them!!!
Why do calculators make great friends?
You can count on them!!!
We finish our Scottish holiday today so here is the last Scottish joke from the new kids joke book
What does a Scottish man do when he sees a moose?
Give it some cheese!!!!
What does a Scottish man do when he sees a moose?
Give it some cheese!!!!
August 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
We finish our Scottish holiday today so here is the last Scottish joke from the new kids joke book
What does a Scottish man do when he sees a moose?
Give it some cheese!!!!
What does a Scottish man do when he sees a moose?
Give it some cheese!!!!
Today’s Scottish joke from the new kids joke book
What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Bing sings and Walt Disney!!!!
What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Bing sings and Walt Disney!!!!
August 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Today’s Scottish joke from the new kids joke book
What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Bing sings and Walt Disney!!!!
What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Bing sings and Walt Disney!!!!