Howard Teece
@howardteece.bsky.social
Former half-arsed software engineer.
Occasional scuba diver.
Attempting to write something.
Occasional scuba diver.
Attempting to write something.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a tasty, tasty, very, very, tasty chianti.
January 7, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a tasty, tasty, very, very, tasty chianti.
And not be told about it.
January 5, 2026 at 11:01 AM
And not be told about it.
The button brings regular Dr Pepper...
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The button brings regular Dr Pepper...
The Good Receptionist.
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
The Good Receptionist.
Now over to our political editor.
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Now over to our political editor.
It does. It’s got a very thin sound.
October 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It does. It’s got a very thin sound.
They're just walking around going, "Waaaah," aren't they?
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
They're just walking around going, "Waaaah," aren't they?
How about OpenAI's UK head-quarters and just tell them they failed to opt out?
September 30, 2025 at 8:38 AM
How about OpenAI's UK head-quarters and just tell them they failed to opt out?
Cholmondeley Syndrome: The addition of random letters to an otherwise perfectly pronounceable word.
September 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Cholmondeley Syndrome: The addition of random letters to an otherwise perfectly pronounceable word.
Gooseberry, preferably underripe.
September 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Gooseberry, preferably underripe.
Meaning I have a lot of cake mix left over.
September 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Meaning I have a lot of cake mix left over.
...and serve it on a plate.
September 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
...and serve it on a plate.
... in a loaf tin...
September 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
... in a loaf tin...