Two Sheds Jackson
@howcamjokes.bsky.social
Political funnyman. I'm a one-issue voter and that issue is keeping Republicans from holding public office. Also post about: #UVa🏀 #Heat🏀 and ⚾️
America’s leader.
August 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
America’s leader.
New hat just dropped in the White House merch store.
August 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
New hat just dropped in the White House merch store.
Trump doesn’t have a driver’s license so when he goes to vote and they ask for his ID he hands them his passport.
August 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Trump doesn’t have a driver’s license so when he goes to vote and they ask for his ID he hands them his passport.
Trump got rolled like a blini.
August 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Trump got rolled like a blini.
Building camps, rounding up homeless, taking over cities with troops, demonizing minorities, trying to rig elections, planning to take over other countries.
Guys, c’mon.
Guys, c’mon.
August 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Building camps, rounding up homeless, taking over cities with troops, demonizing minorities, trying to rig elections, planning to take over other countries.
Guys, c’mon.
Guys, c’mon.
If you pimp out your house in a tacky gold-plated motif soon after complaining that a rival pimp “stole” your girl, you are a pimp.
Our president is a pimp.
Our president is a pimp.
August 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If you pimp out your house in a tacky gold-plated motif soon after complaining that a rival pimp “stole” your girl, you are a pimp.
Our president is a pimp.
Our president is a pimp.
Trump is claiming the birthday card to Epstein was forged and the list of suspects is virtually endless.
July 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Trump is claiming the birthday card to Epstein was forged and the list of suspects is virtually endless.
Nice of Trump to get dressed in cosplay for his visit to Alligator Auschwitz.
July 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Nice of Trump to get dressed in cosplay for his visit to Alligator Auschwitz.
As Iran activates its terror cells, meet the boy in charge of keeping us safe.
June 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
As Iran activates its terror cells, meet the boy in charge of keeping us safe.
Iran Weeks Away From Nuke, according to Trust Me Bro Gazette
June 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Iran Weeks Away From Nuke, according to Trust Me Bro Gazette
The Stanley Cup 🏆 has not been in Canada 🇨🇦 in 32 years but has been in Florida 🌴4 of the last 6. Now that’s what I call climate change! #GoCats #TimeToHunt
June 18, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The Stanley Cup 🏆 has not been in Canada 🇨🇦 in 32 years but has been in Florida 🌴4 of the last 6. Now that’s what I call climate change! #GoCats #TimeToHunt
We’ve gone to DefCon Tweet.
🤦🏻♂️ So embarrassing…
🤦🏻♂️ So embarrassing…
June 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
We’ve gone to DefCon Tweet.
🤦🏻♂️ So embarrassing…
🤦🏻♂️ So embarrassing…
They’re all mentally ill sociopaths. You would have to be, wouldn’t you?
June 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
They’re all mentally ill sociopaths. You would have to be, wouldn’t you?
They’re outraged that protesters would trespass in the Capitol? I swear, if you could flip a switch and all of the Magamonkeys suddenly became self-aware, the sky would rain brain matter from all the exploded heads.
June 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
They’re outraged that protesters would trespass in the Capitol? I swear, if you could flip a switch and all of the Magamonkeys suddenly became self-aware, the sky would rain brain matter from all the exploded heads.
When you spent $50 million to throw yourself a birthday party and the big story of the day is the hundreds of thousands across the country and even the world that came out to say they hate you.
June 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
When you spent $50 million to throw yourself a birthday party and the big story of the day is the hundreds of thousands across the country and even the world that came out to say they hate you.
Trump walked out of the JCPOA because it was an Obama accomplishment, a man who told some roast jokes about him. And now here we are, on the brink of World War III with Sweet Potato Stalin at the helm of the ship of state.
June 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Trump walked out of the JCPOA because it was an Obama accomplishment, a man who told some roast jokes about him. And now here we are, on the brink of World War III with Sweet Potato Stalin at the helm of the ship of state.
Trump refers to them as the 101st Suckers and Losers Division.
June 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Trump refers to them as the 101st Suckers and Losers Division.
The We’re All Gonna Die Healthcare Plan, rolling out…
June 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The We’re All Gonna Die Healthcare Plan, rolling out…
The “80% in the middle” my ass.
June 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
The “80% in the middle” my ass.
One of the principles of “the art of the deal” is that you make a public spectacle of your panicked frustration.
June 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
One of the principles of “the art of the deal” is that you make a public spectacle of your panicked frustration.
Field of Nightmares
June 3, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Field of Nightmares
