Functioning Pants PHD
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I feel like you could do an entier dissertation on what "and i mean really listen" means in this review.
January 17, 2026 at 5:07 PM
I feel like you could do an entier dissertation on what "and i mean really listen" means in this review.
They already do not and it's hard to even enterain that as a plausible concept when we already have supreme court decisions stating they have no duty to protect people from harm and live in a world where the reality of it was filmed in the Ulvalde police response to an active school shooter.
January 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
They already do not and it's hard to even enterain that as a plausible concept when we already have supreme court decisions stating they have no duty to protect people from harm and live in a world where the reality of it was filmed in the Ulvalde police response to an active school shooter.
The pace was so manic but oddly consistent. Like AI narrator consistent which was very off putting.
December 18, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The pace was so manic but oddly consistent. Like AI narrator consistent which was very off putting.
I was suprised by how much i liked the skulls when i finally used them. Sadly it was thenopposite for the jetpack+robobot boxing gloves that shoot missles
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I was suprised by how much i liked the skulls when i finally used them. Sadly it was thenopposite for the jetpack+robobot boxing gloves that shoot missles
I always recall this article as one of the dumbest things I've ever read. I recall her message being "we should be less political in daily life like australians" then describe her experience as a resort stay as if she expected the bell boys to corner her and scream politics in her face everyday.
October 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I always recall this article as one of the dumbest things I've ever read. I recall her message being "we should be less political in daily life like australians" then describe her experience as a resort stay as if she expected the bell boys to corner her and scream politics in her face everyday.
Up north my favorite is when they add the chargers to a wawa and then park one at each spot. I like it because the "very obviously a salesman/dealer" who has to sit there for hours in it to sell the illusion of use is always so pissed off to be there. Then he spots are empty forever.
October 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Up north my favorite is when they add the chargers to a wawa and then park one at each spot. I like it because the "very obviously a salesman/dealer" who has to sit there for hours in it to sell the illusion of use is always so pissed off to be there. Then he spots are empty forever.
Throw back to a greta and funny twitter moment
September 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Throw back to a greta and funny twitter moment
It sounds less like your of apolitical is a mark of quality work and more like you have an uncritical eye for analysis and comprehension. Honestly that would explain why your proposed rules are so far detached from the reality of actual concerns regarding universities.
September 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It sounds less like your of apolitical is a mark of quality work and more like you have an uncritical eye for analysis and comprehension. Honestly that would explain why your proposed rules are so far detached from the reality of actual concerns regarding universities.
It's always a sad day when i have to admit that jeff computers is right.
August 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It's always a sad day when i have to admit that jeff computers is right.
Nothing bummed me out more than taking down the metal gear in that game and realizing that was basically it and everything else was just loose stribgs with no proper end
June 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Nothing bummed me out more than taking down the metal gear in that game and realizing that was basically it and everything else was just loose stribgs with no proper end
I feel this way but about Esquie, luckily he's the most powerful thing in the world so it's low risk.
June 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I feel this way but about Esquie, luckily he's the most powerful thing in the world so it's low risk.
Not gonna say I'm a liberal mind but i think I have an answer. Overall it's a yes but it creates a system that is in a perpetual war to survive with itself, one that always feels like the democracy is always losing because its rebuttals and bulwarks can primarily only be reactionary.
June 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Not gonna say I'm a liberal mind but i think I have an answer. Overall it's a yes but it creates a system that is in a perpetual war to survive with itself, one that always feels like the democracy is always losing because its rebuttals and bulwarks can primarily only be reactionary.
This isn't even going to start with small producers or localized, one of Boar's head' s plants got several people killed last year with food contamination. The plant was failing inspection, but as regs drop their behavior succeeds
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat....
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat....
Records show Boar's Head plant linked to deadly outbreak broke food safety rules dozens of times
A Boar’s Head deli meat plant in Virginia tied to a deadly food poisoning outbreak repeatedly violated federal regulations, including instances of mold, insects, liquid dripping from ceilings, and mea...
www.pbs.org
April 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
This isn't even going to start with small producers or localized, one of Boar's head' s plants got several people killed last year with food contamination. The plant was failing inspection, but as regs drop their behavior succeeds
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat....
www.pbs.org/newshour/nat....
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Got it, had to scroll. Thanks!
January 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Got it, had to scroll. Thanks!
Yo where is that hat, got a link? I know some people who would dig the beetlejuice esc design
January 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Yo where is that hat, got a link? I know some people who would dig the beetlejuice esc design
Better at losing?
January 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Better at losing?
You're right it may need to be a seperate categorization with it's own sub headings
January 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You're right it may need to be a seperate categorization with it's own sub headings
Gotta add a special modifer for "sex pest", keeps it fresh and topical with the new news
January 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Gotta add a special modifer for "sex pest", keeps it fresh and topical with the new news
Man i hope i'm the first one who got to this
January 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Man i hope i'm the first one who got to this
Catturd is ill because he...Cantturd?
January 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Catturd is ill because he...Cantturd?