Brutus The Barber Beefcake
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This quote isn't relevant to either your original lie, or what actually happens on the pitch though.
Arsenal have won FOUR more corners than Manchester City, and Newcastle have more than both. Are these sides also 'playing for corners'?
Arsenal have won FOUR more corners than Manchester City, and Newcastle have more than both. Are these sides also 'playing for corners'?
January 29, 2026 at 7:06 PM
This quote isn't relevant to either your original lie, or what actually happens on the pitch though.
Arsenal have won FOUR more corners than Manchester City, and Newcastle have more than both. Are these sides also 'playing for corners'?
Arsenal have won FOUR more corners than Manchester City, and Newcastle have more than both. Are these sides also 'playing for corners'?
You've been itching to fire that one off
January 29, 2026 at 2:40 PM
You've been itching to fire that one off
And at no point do I complain about teams defending their box against us. They do what they believes gives them the best chance of success against us - a team that dominates the ball, the pitch and the territory. Football isnt meant to be played a 'certain way'.
January 29, 2026 at 2:25 PM
And at no point do I complain about teams defending their box against us. They do what they believes gives them the best chance of success against us - a team that dominates the ball, the pitch and the territory. Football isnt meant to be played a 'certain way'.
Referencing 'parking the bus' like it applies to Arsenal is the crowning point that you have no idea what you're talking about.
We have the highest defensive line in Europe. We face the deepest. Our games are a consequence of what we face.
We have the highest defensive line in Europe. We face the deepest. Our games are a consequence of what we face.
January 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Referencing 'parking the bus' like it applies to Arsenal is the crowning point that you have no idea what you're talking about.
We have the highest defensive line in Europe. We face the deepest. Our games are a consequence of what we face.
We have the highest defensive line in Europe. We face the deepest. Our games are a consequence of what we face.
How do you know what tactics i used to hate? What makes you think that I've ever hated tactics? You cant even tell me what the style of play is. All this 'worst champions' talknis nonsense created for social media because it's Arsenal.
January 29, 2026 at 2:22 PM
How do you know what tactics i used to hate? What makes you think that I've ever hated tactics? You cant even tell me what the style of play is. All this 'worst champions' talknis nonsense created for social media because it's Arsenal.
I think that either a) nobody said this. Or b) your friends are just as moronic as you, if they believe we 'play for corners', rather than those corners being a product of consistent, sustained pressure.
January 29, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I think that either a) nobody said this. Or b) your friends are just as moronic as you, if they believe we 'play for corners', rather than those corners being a product of consistent, sustained pressure.
A wise man once said to me, 'put it in the net, or put it in the car park'. Anywhere but in the keepers hands
January 29, 2026 at 11:28 AM
A wise man once said to me, 'put it in the net, or put it in the car park'. Anywhere but in the keepers hands
Yeah thats literally in the LOTG never a penalty.
January 26, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Yeah thats literally in the LOTG never a penalty.
Christ you're incredibly emotional. I've literally never seen anyone hate everyone as much as you do.
January 26, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Christ you're incredibly emotional. I've literally never seen anyone hate everyone as much as you do.
A lot of people are if you judge them on their most recent 15 minutes
January 26, 2026 at 12:09 PM
A lot of people are if you judge them on their most recent 15 minutes
'Toughest of the 3' is in reference to us/City/Villa. Big game United have shown they arent mugs (have beaten ARS/CHE/LIV/MCY) already.
Next 2 is LEE(A), SUN(H)
TOT(A), LIV(A) for City
BRE(H), BOU(A) for Villa
Next 2 is LEE(A), SUN(H)
TOT(A), LIV(A) for City
BRE(H), BOU(A) for Villa
January 25, 2026 at 10:26 PM
'Toughest of the 3' is in reference to us/City/Villa. Big game United have shown they arent mugs (have beaten ARS/CHE/LIV/MCY) already.
Next 2 is LEE(A), SUN(H)
TOT(A), LIV(A) for City
BRE(H), BOU(A) for Villa
Next 2 is LEE(A), SUN(H)
TOT(A), LIV(A) for City
BRE(H), BOU(A) for Villa
It could also be 4/5/6/7 points clear though. We've had the toughest fixture of the 3 this week, and we have the 'easiest' next week. Kind of general league football stuff
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 PM
It could also be 4/5/6/7 points clear though. We've had the toughest fixture of the 3 this week, and we have the 'easiest' next week. Kind of general league football stuff
14 matches
7 starts
581 minutes
That's less than 6.5 full 90's. Out of curiosity, how many G/A would you expect your average winger to rack up in that time?
Obviously no one likes losing, especially against United, but this is quite disingenuous.
He's on 0.3xA per 90. Thats at the top end.
7 starts
581 minutes
That's less than 6.5 full 90's. Out of curiosity, how many G/A would you expect your average winger to rack up in that time?
Obviously no one likes losing, especially against United, but this is quite disingenuous.
He's on 0.3xA per 90. Thats at the top end.
January 25, 2026 at 9:36 PM
14 matches
7 starts
581 minutes
That's less than 6.5 full 90's. Out of curiosity, how many G/A would you expect your average winger to rack up in that time?
Obviously no one likes losing, especially against United, but this is quite disingenuous.
He's on 0.3xA per 90. Thats at the top end.
7 starts
581 minutes
That's less than 6.5 full 90's. Out of curiosity, how many G/A would you expect your average winger to rack up in that time?
Obviously no one likes losing, especially against United, but this is quite disingenuous.
He's on 0.3xA per 90. Thats at the top end.
Set pieces are now magic moments. Who'd of guessed?
January 22, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Set pieces are now magic moments. Who'd of guessed?
Same guy with braces against Spurs and City.
January 20, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Same guy with braces against Spurs and City.
The sticking point however, is always will it be given as the sane outcome the next time that situation arises.
Im going to say, 'no' to that
Im going to say, 'no' to that
January 18, 2026 at 5:53 PM
The sticking point however, is always will it be given as the sane outcome the next time that situation arises.
Im going to say, 'no' to that
Im going to say, 'no' to that
As a referee, im a firm believer that attempting to play the ball, especially in such proximity, should be deemed active. You'll never prove that those actions did or didn't have an impact on those around him, so go with the logic which is interfering.
January 18, 2026 at 5:52 PM
As a referee, im a firm believer that attempting to play the ball, especially in such proximity, should be deemed active. You'll never prove that those actions did or didn't have an impact on those around him, so go with the logic which is interfering.
Is he good, or did he just have a 4 year purple patch?
January 17, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Is he good, or did he just have a 4 year purple patch?
Its a total package much higher than what Liverpool would've paid. Certainly not 'on the cheap'
January 16, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Its a total package much higher than what Liverpool would've paid. Certainly not 'on the cheap'
'Share your thoughts' ≠ 'rational'
January 14, 2026 at 4:35 PM
'Share your thoughts' ≠ 'rational'
Good guess Geographically I guess
January 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Good guess Geographically I guess
Barnsley (H)
January 12, 2026 at 9:49 AM
Barnsley (H)
First thing I saw when I logged in. Automatically thought, 'who are we signing'
January 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
First thing I saw when I logged in. Automatically thought, 'who are we signing'
How does Sunderlands price of 7.50 (13/2) compare to your model, value-wise?
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
How does Sunderlands price of 7.50 (13/2) compare to your model, value-wise?
No but Calafiori did. Subbed off for protection, not for his performance.
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 AM
No but Calafiori did. Subbed off for protection, not for his performance.