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I mean, i’ve met the general public i think they’re right

I can’t do it, i can’t even post through it fuck this I’m out

“I decided to plead guilty to a crime that I didn’t commit becsuse it was a shorter jail time” mate fuck off

Ah, the man wants more time to spend with his daughter and it’s definitely his Mean Ex at fault for leaving him when he decided to do crimes not just sensible safeguarding

Netflix, hamstrung by the concept of the NHS, has instead come up with the idea of a treatment where the waiting list is too long so oh no! We’re going to have to do a heist to pay for our medical bills anyway!

Quite enjoying the shop bring Legally Distinct Harrods though

Run them some 5e, they’ll have a fun time! Lost mines of phandelver js a solid story too

Fiiiit

The TNG version is "All seven of us saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?"