I saw this and thought it had to be a joke. Then I remembered the joke of a President that currently resides and knew it was real… no words to express my disgust.

Happy Work Anniversary

I’ve had my bag of popcorn and wine for a few weeks now. I’m tired of the trailers and it’s time for the feature show to start.

I’m heading on a week trip, will be in Vegas for work and thought wtf.. it will be an adventure… so if I stop posting you know I was the guy on the news. 🤣🤣🤣

If the universe drops one more Cylon reference, I’m taking it as a sign she should just say yes already.

It’s not her. It’s all me, I can’t be trusted to behave. 🤣

Attention shoppers… we’ve found a man wandering the lighting department whispering ‘Is this Heaven?’ He’s 6’4”, refuses to come down from the display bedroom, and is asking for a juice box. If this is your boyfriend, please claim him immediately or he’ll be added to Lost & Found.

ATTENTION IKEA: We have located a lost adult male who answers to ‘Hey, don’t touch that!’ He is currently spinning in a swivel chair, holding a stuffed shark, and insists he ‘lives here now.’ If this is your guy, please report to Aisle 17 before he escapes to the warehouse.

Let’s be honest, this is another Reason Why She Might Say No… (stay tuned)