Martin
hoyles10.bsky.social
Martin
@hoyles10.bsky.social
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries
Looking forward to Santa Paws coming on Thursday #DogsOfBluesky #Spingador #Santapaws #Dog
December 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
True that..
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Part of one of the greatest albums ever made.

Part of one of the greatest bands on the planet.

An absolute wizard of the bass guitar.

A Mancuinan legend.

An all round top bloke.

Rest in peace Mani.

#Mani #OneLove #StoneRoses
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Santa's little helper 🎅 🐕🎄 #DogsOfBluesky #Springador #Springybum
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Excellent performance from Benn and finally a Benn victory over the Eubanks 👏 Not sure where that judge got 116 - 100 from though, always one dodgy scorecard 😂 #EubankBenn2
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Sad news about the passing of the wonderful Prunella Scales. From Fawlty Towers to Canal Journeys and everything in-between she was excellent & always came across as a lovely and wonderful lady. Tim & Pru back together.
October 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I also spent the afternoon out and about with the dog and fussing a donkey. Life is good.

#DogsOfBluesky #DonkeysOfBluesky #Springador #Donkey #HeeHaw
October 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Tonight has proved that I'm officially over pubs, bars and clubs at 45 years old.

Currently sat watching Strictly with a brew and a slice of coffee & walnut cake & I'm happy as a pig in shit.

#Middleaged #Strictly
October 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A trip to the local country pet shop for some treats and a sunny mooch #Springador #Dog ##DogsOfBluesky
August 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Asking Chat GPT all the important questions today #ChatGPT
March 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I don't think it'd be any coincidence if there was a reoprt that fruit pastel consumption a has significantly increased in the week I've decided to cut down on vaping 😂😂😂
February 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Pretty much sums up life.
February 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Saturday Springador #DogsOfBluesky #Springador
February 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
We need to see more of these out and about #ItsGoodToTalk #Walks #NobodyShouldFeelLonely
February 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
If you go to the gym and sit on a piece of equipment for ages faffing on your phone, you're a moron. If you then complain when asked to move so someone can actually use it, you're just a dick. #Gym #Fitness #LetMeworkOut #DontBeADick
February 15, 2025 at 9:30 AM
That's what the F.A. Cup is all about. Brilliant Plymouth 👏 #pafc

Some great matches to watch this weekend. #FACup
February 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Taking 2 sets of Christmas tree lights of a tree, unravelling them and putting them back in their box should be an Olympic sport and only attempted by professionals. #ChristmasDecorations #Christmas
January 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Happy New Year, I hope you all have a happy and successful 2025 #HappyNewYear
January 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they're due back at the library on Monday!
December 28, 2024 at 8:21 PM
👏👏 17 years of laughs, brilliant writing. Thank you, Ruth Jones and James Cordon #GavinAndStacey #gavinandstaceythefinale
December 25, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Not suitable for vegetarians
December 23, 2024 at 6:47 PM
What a top year it's been of I'm A Celebrity. Genuinely wasn't bothered whether Richard, Danny or Colleen won, they've all been ace.

Danny seems like a really top fella and worthy winner 👏 #ImACelebrity
December 8, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Flicking through the tv channels and realised that I'm that old, I remember when MTV used to be a music video channel.

What happened to it? There's nothing but TV shows on it now.
December 8, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Hotel Gotham for our office Christmas party this year. Quite nice to have the opportunity to wear a suit to go out rather than the usual jeans and shirt or jumper.
December 7, 2024 at 10:56 PM
After a pretty poor first half, I decided go make dinner during the 2nd half. I've only managed to see 1 of the 5 goals 🙈 #England
November 17, 2024 at 6:44 PM