Martin
@hoyles10.bsky.social
Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries
December 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Part of one of the greatest albums ever made.
Part of one of the greatest bands on the planet.
An absolute wizard of the bass guitar.
A Mancuinan legend.
An all round top bloke.
Rest in peace Mani.
#Mani #OneLove #StoneRoses
Part of one of the greatest bands on the planet.
An absolute wizard of the bass guitar.
A Mancuinan legend.
An all round top bloke.
Rest in peace Mani.
#Mani #OneLove #StoneRoses
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Part of one of the greatest albums ever made.
Part of one of the greatest bands on the planet.
An absolute wizard of the bass guitar.
A Mancuinan legend.
An all round top bloke.
Rest in peace Mani.
#Mani #OneLove #StoneRoses
Part of one of the greatest bands on the planet.
An absolute wizard of the bass guitar.
A Mancuinan legend.
An all round top bloke.
Rest in peace Mani.
#Mani #OneLove #StoneRoses
November 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Excellent performance from Benn and finally a Benn victory over the Eubanks 👏 Not sure where that judge got 116 - 100 from though, always one dodgy scorecard 😂 #EubankBenn2
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Excellent performance from Benn and finally a Benn victory over the Eubanks 👏 Not sure where that judge got 116 - 100 from though, always one dodgy scorecard 😂 #EubankBenn2
Sad news about the passing of the wonderful Prunella Scales. From Fawlty Towers to Canal Journeys and everything in-between she was excellent & always came across as a lovely and wonderful lady. Tim & Pru back together.
October 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Sad news about the passing of the wonderful Prunella Scales. From Fawlty Towers to Canal Journeys and everything in-between she was excellent & always came across as a lovely and wonderful lady. Tim & Pru back together.
I also spent the afternoon out and about with the dog and fussing a donkey. Life is good.
#DogsOfBluesky #DonkeysOfBluesky #Springador #Donkey #HeeHaw
#DogsOfBluesky #DonkeysOfBluesky #Springador #Donkey #HeeHaw
October 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I also spent the afternoon out and about with the dog and fussing a donkey. Life is good.
#DogsOfBluesky #DonkeysOfBluesky #Springador #Donkey #HeeHaw
#DogsOfBluesky #DonkeysOfBluesky #Springador #Donkey #HeeHaw
Tonight has proved that I'm officially over pubs, bars and clubs at 45 years old.
Currently sat watching Strictly with a brew and a slice of coffee & walnut cake & I'm happy as a pig in shit.
#Middleaged #Strictly
Currently sat watching Strictly with a brew and a slice of coffee & walnut cake & I'm happy as a pig in shit.
#Middleaged #Strictly
October 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Tonight has proved that I'm officially over pubs, bars and clubs at 45 years old.
Currently sat watching Strictly with a brew and a slice of coffee & walnut cake & I'm happy as a pig in shit.
#Middleaged #Strictly
Currently sat watching Strictly with a brew and a slice of coffee & walnut cake & I'm happy as a pig in shit.
#Middleaged #Strictly
A trip to the local country pet shop for some treats and a sunny mooch #Springador #Dog ##DogsOfBluesky
August 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
A trip to the local country pet shop for some treats and a sunny mooch #Springador #Dog ##DogsOfBluesky
I don't think it'd be any coincidence if there was a reoprt that fruit pastel consumption a has significantly increased in the week I've decided to cut down on vaping 😂😂😂
February 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I don't think it'd be any coincidence if there was a reoprt that fruit pastel consumption a has significantly increased in the week I've decided to cut down on vaping 😂😂😂
Pretty much sums up life.
February 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Pretty much sums up life.
Saturday Springador #DogsOfBluesky #Springador
February 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Saturday Springador #DogsOfBluesky #Springador
February 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
If you go to the gym and sit on a piece of equipment for ages faffing on your phone, you're a moron. If you then complain when asked to move so someone can actually use it, you're just a dick. #Gym #Fitness #LetMeworkOut #DontBeADick
February 15, 2025 at 9:30 AM
If you go to the gym and sit on a piece of equipment for ages faffing on your phone, you're a moron. If you then complain when asked to move so someone can actually use it, you're just a dick. #Gym #Fitness #LetMeworkOut #DontBeADick
Taking 2 sets of Christmas tree lights of a tree, unravelling them and putting them back in their box should be an Olympic sport and only attempted by professionals. #ChristmasDecorations #Christmas
January 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Taking 2 sets of Christmas tree lights of a tree, unravelling them and putting them back in their box should be an Olympic sport and only attempted by professionals. #ChristmasDecorations #Christmas
Happy New Year, I hope you all have a happy and successful 2025 #HappyNewYear
January 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Happy New Year, I hope you all have a happy and successful 2025 #HappyNewYear
To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they're due back at the library on Monday!
December 28, 2024 at 8:21 PM
To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they're due back at the library on Monday!
👏👏 17 years of laughs, brilliant writing. Thank you, Ruth Jones and James Cordon #GavinAndStacey #gavinandstaceythefinale
December 25, 2024 at 10:52 PM
👏👏 17 years of laughs, brilliant writing. Thank you, Ruth Jones and James Cordon #GavinAndStacey #gavinandstaceythefinale
Not suitable for vegetarians
December 23, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Not suitable for vegetarians
What a top year it's been of I'm A Celebrity. Genuinely wasn't bothered whether Richard, Danny or Colleen won, they've all been ace.
Danny seems like a really top fella and worthy winner 👏 #ImACelebrity
Danny seems like a really top fella and worthy winner 👏 #ImACelebrity
December 8, 2024 at 10:42 PM
What a top year it's been of I'm A Celebrity. Genuinely wasn't bothered whether Richard, Danny or Colleen won, they've all been ace.
Danny seems like a really top fella and worthy winner 👏 #ImACelebrity
Danny seems like a really top fella and worthy winner 👏 #ImACelebrity
Flicking through the tv channels and realised that I'm that old, I remember when MTV used to be a music video channel.
What happened to it? There's nothing but TV shows on it now.
What happened to it? There's nothing but TV shows on it now.
December 8, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Flicking through the tv channels and realised that I'm that old, I remember when MTV used to be a music video channel.
What happened to it? There's nothing but TV shows on it now.
What happened to it? There's nothing but TV shows on it now.
Hotel Gotham for our office Christmas party this year. Quite nice to have the opportunity to wear a suit to go out rather than the usual jeans and shirt or jumper.
December 7, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Hotel Gotham for our office Christmas party this year. Quite nice to have the opportunity to wear a suit to go out rather than the usual jeans and shirt or jumper.