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I’ve eaten nothing but sugar and Adderall for five days why do I feel like crap
December 28, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I’ve eaten nothing but sugar and Adderall for five days why do I feel like crap
Feeling pretty vindicated about being a diehard Nicki Minaj hater
December 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Feeling pretty vindicated about being a diehard Nicki Minaj hater
😭
Jennifer Lawrence and Josh Hutcherson will return in ‘THE HUNGER GAMES: SUNRISE ON THE REAPING’
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
December 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
😭
Josh, in distress: “no more baby attack! Enough!”
December 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Josh, in distress: “no more baby attack! Enough!”
I think all of our moms were way too chill about the fact that they built us from scratch with thier bodies. I remind my children all the time
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I think all of our moms were way too chill about the fact that they built us from scratch with thier bodies. I remind my children all the time
Parker the “clothes have no gender” queen gets mad at me when I buy anything but frilly dresses for her brother
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Parker the “clothes have no gender” queen gets mad at me when I buy anything but frilly dresses for her brother
I’ve reached “Tim Allen is hot in the Santa Clause” age, somebody call AARP
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I’ve reached “Tim Allen is hot in the Santa Clause” age, somebody call AARP
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
At this point I’ll be mad if they DO make a half life 3
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
At this point I’ll be mad if they DO make a half life 3
STOP CALLING IT MEAL PREP YOU ARE JUST EATING LEFTOVERS 2026
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
STOP CALLING IT MEAL PREP YOU ARE JUST EATING LEFTOVERS 2026
“Mama! Where’s my eyebrows?!”
“On your face, baby. Go to sleep”
“On your face, baby. Go to sleep”
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
“Mama! Where’s my eyebrows?!”
“On your face, baby. Go to sleep”
“On your face, baby. Go to sleep”
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hell YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH
Oscar winners Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz are reportedly reuniting for The Mummy 4 with Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett – the filmmaking duo billed as Radio Silence – directing the long-awaited sequel.
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz Will Return for The Mummy 4
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
hell YEEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH
Every year I’m flabbergasted that y’all married people who won’t let you put the Christmas tree up in November
November 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Every year I’m flabbergasted that y’all married people who won’t let you put the Christmas tree up in November
So about that HUGE AWS outage last week
In June, CEO Andy Jassy said that he anticipated generative AI would reduce Amazon’s corporate workforce in the next few years. https://to.pbs.org/3Jri5qo
Amazon to lay off 14,000 corporate employees as spending on artificial intelligence accelerates
The cuts announced Tuesday amount to about a 4% reduction in its corporate workforce.
to.pbs.org
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
So about that HUGE AWS outage last week
Weird side effect of being a parent - josh making the kids laugh by doing full renditions of frozen songs in character as our daughter’s bear is now sexy to me
October 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Weird side effect of being a parent - josh making the kids laugh by doing full renditions of frozen songs in character as our daughter’s bear is now sexy to me
We don’t talk enough about how hot Hillary Duff is
October 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
We don’t talk enough about how hot Hillary Duff is
Nintendo saw this and said, “Pokémon animal crossing, queen?”
Somebody let Nintendo know that I will only buy a new Switch if they make a new Animal Crossing
September 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Nintendo saw this and said, “Pokémon animal crossing, queen?”
If my kids end up having autism it's gonna be because josh likes watching Mario speed run videos, not because of Tylenol
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
If my kids end up having autism it's gonna be because josh likes watching Mario speed run videos, not because of Tylenol
Hey hey, how about you DON’T police how I react to my own oppression
September 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hey hey, how about you DON’T police how I react to my own oppression
Not Mike faist back arched, ass in the air, four minutes into the movie!!
September 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Not Mike faist back arched, ass in the air, four minutes into the movie!!
Okay I’m watching challengers
September 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Okay I’m watching challengers
My older male manager retired today and I am reminded that I still have daddy issues
September 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM
My older male manager retired today and I am reminded that I still have daddy issues
Okay but what if I abandon my tech career and go get my K-3 teaching degree
August 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Okay but what if I abandon my tech career and go get my K-3 teaching degree