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controlled flight into terrain

he/him
shitting like 100 ft from a $12m painting and they still got the tissue paper quality TP. you cant escape it
December 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
im allergic to bullshit!!!
December 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
rip ziggy sobotka your season was way better than everyone gives it credit for
December 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
who else got that gatorade callus
December 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
thinking about calling Florida Adult Protective Services over these Ric Flair commercials
December 19, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Paris Hilton Oven Mitt Set is $1 on Woot buff.ly/cYrkuU8
December 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
yearly reminder that if you like to get real weird with your wall calendars, 2026 has the same calendar as 2015, 2009, 1998, 1987, 1981, and 1970.
December 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Hortdog Penis #FoodUpAPenis @midnight
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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江ノ電が僕の顔の上を通過しました。
がんぼるぞい

translation:
The Enoshima Electric Railway ran over my face.
December 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Q: what is gordon ramsay's favorite eddie murphy special
December 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
big deal, you should have heard the shit Mr. Game Show was saying to me about the REAL owner of the Liancourt Rocks back in 1992
December 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
im sheriff john bunnell
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
loving the 2fa requirements on this new project (getting paid to do nothing waiting for the onboarding email)
December 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
whats ur favorite vestibular therapy maneuver mine is the Epley Maneuver
December 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
arne slot is the tubby smith of the premier league. tubby smith was the barry switzer of college hoops
December 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
you dont need netflix in your hotel. just watch the airport drug smuggling show like everyone else
December 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Five Or Six Dudes Jump Out Of Nowhere And Just Start Whaling On This One Guy — theonion.com/five-or-six-...
Five Or Six Dudes Jump Out Of Nowhere And Just Start Whaling On This One Guy
BOULDER, CO–Shock and disbelief were the prevailing reactions Monday, when pizza-delivery guy Lyle Kelso, 24, reported to roommates that at around 2 or 3 a.m., he personally witnessed, like, five or s...
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
i was the mod on r/art and im glad i banned all you losers. eat shit
December 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
achieve happiness by purposefully mishearing your intrusive thoughts. why yes, i SHOULD chill myself! 😎
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
i think in 2026 im going to become omni-channel
December 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
tyler seguin has a lifetime pass from me. dude has given every ounce he possibly can to this thing. and will probably work his ass off to come back from this even though no one would blame him if he just hung it up at this point.
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
damn, man, this is great writing, using a form that doesn't usually lend itself to greatness.

damn, man, this is great writing, using a form that doesn't usually lend itself to greatness.

damn, man, this is great writing, using a form that doesn't usually lend itself to greatness.
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
nhl points percentage shouldn’t be based on 2 points, since the average game is worth ~2.2 points. less of this “above .500” shit
December 3, 2025 at 12:34 AM