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Caregiver - Maine

Wakko and Tails appreciator

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brb starting a flame war
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
In Chicago, there are a lot of feral dogs. Like how New York City can't control their rats, that's how we feel about our wild, insane dogs.

Their deep dish brains are unlike any dogs you've ever seen before.
November 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Pluribus is a good example of of "we came up with this one neat trick, would you like to see it again" and it's the 43rd time in 3 episodes
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
If pony musicians started in 2018 and made hyperpop instead of bro(hoof)step, they would have had a lot more staying power

This is my lukewarm, unique and based take of the day
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
when a diaper fic uses the name aoife
a man wearing a wig and sunglasses stands in front of an irish flag and says scream if you love ireland
ALT: a man wearing a wig and sunglasses stands in front of an irish flag and says scream if you love ireland
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
this gives me life
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
it's crazy how 50s movies are all structured the same

it feels like they made one script and then changed the character names
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The majority of my jokes exist to be acknowledged by like 2 people who groan when they see it.
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My bsky is a performance art piece that will close in 2030
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
santa is who is in your heart

santa can be a fat old man with a beard in red

santa can be a picture of jesus photoshopped to have a santa hat and his torso be a diaper

all santas are beautiful
November 28, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Reposted by Hz
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The don't open till Xmas diapers have started

Tis the season
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Potat
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Goedemorgen
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I don't know who needs to know this but salvation army commissioned imogen heap to record silent night for this years christmas ad
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
puppycat is a reddit snoo and that's literally the worst thing about bee and puppycat
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Cake
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Thank you everyone for your guesses!

The correct answer is the great garden state, New Jersey!

@lilryderkitten.bsky.social got it first!
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Guess the state
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Back in my old haunts
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Guess the state
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Spent a 5 hour drive ruminating on the scathing review I'm going to write on this new DAC I bought
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Reposted by Hz
in my misanthrope era
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
in my misanthrope era
November 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM