I won’t be stepping foot in any building with Trump’s name on it, including the Kennedy Center, although I’ll volunteer to remove that felon’s recent amendments to the signage.

It was rife. And it had been utterly normalized into us; its deference to men in the highest order. Goddamnit. I hate this.

Dench: you are a disappointment.

Oh Ghawd, what are you reducing to? I’ve been reduced to borrowing books from Libby; of the “DIYs Ideas for Lame but Hilarious Gift-Bestowing.”

My Beloved just challenged me to name twenty-two pies I’d gladly have a slice of. Challenge accepted and Won! Bwhahahha!

This looks like my kind of party. Well done and I hope it was fabulous.

Darling One: I believe your body of work argues against this premise. Have a cup of tea and everything will be set to right.

This brings to mind the sound that these made when stacking or placing on a countertop. I’m having shivers.

Bracknell agrees about the suckage, loudly and at very in opportune times.

🧵3/3 What Would Jesus Do?

More of WWJD:

Well, as you see: communities and local organizations are doing their best to support people in need. It’s rather amazing and important to see. Want to help? Donate money, time, and resources. Thanks for asking. No kid should be hungry.

That is because we are not always in this kind of orchestrated crisis. The federal government’s safety net has been intentionally cut, effecting vulnerable people and children. Or have you not heard? Lucky, lucky you.

THAT I would love to see. I’m still dreaming of those headphones of yours.

Not every idea works out. Consider it a draft and move onto developing the iPad of All Time. I believe in you, especially the shock foam part. Onward!

This Bracknell. He appreciates the nonsense overflow being forwarded to him. How else did he learn the 7th, 16th and 97th chorus of “The Egg Song”?

I have a can of fluorescent pink spray paint in the car. When I find a pothole of considerable size, my inner 10 year old is allowed to spray a ridiculous phallus around it. Does this get the attention to be repaired? Yes, yes it does.